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- Thu Apr 24, 2014 6:06 pm
- Forum: Second Age Discussion
- Topic: ALERT: FAKE BIXBY LEGBONE
- Replies: 18
- Views: 3688
Re: ALERT: FAKE BIXBY LEGBONE
My God! Another imposter!!!!
- Thu Apr 24, 2014 6:06 pm
- Forum: Second Age Discussion
- Topic: ALERT: FAKE BIXBY LEGBONE
- Replies: 18
- Views: 3688
Re: ALERT: FAKE BIXBY LEGBONE
My God! Another imposter!!!!
- Wed Oct 20, 2010 11:01 pm
- Forum: Player Run Events
- Topic: The Second Annual International Hemperor Day - Wed, Oct 27th
- Replies: 13
- Views: 2924
Re: The Second Annual International Hemperor Day - Wed 27th
I endorse this event.
- Mon Mar 15, 2010 6:07 pm
- Forum: Second Age Discussion
- Topic: The Bloodrock Orc fort, issue.
- Replies: 20
- Views: 3843
Re: The Bloodrock Orc fort, issue.
This man is a fraud!
- Mon Mar 15, 2010 6:04 pm
- Forum: Second Age Discussion
- Topic: Special Announcement
- Replies: 3
- Views: 932
Special Announcement
Today is my birthday! Fortified wines for all!
- Wed Mar 03, 2010 9:13 pm
- Forum: The Crossroads Tavern
- Topic: Take Heed!
- Replies: 3
- Views: 1428
Take Heed!
No fortified wine, no matter how satisfying, could ever quench my thirst for vengeance against the impostor. But he has fled to distant realms in the East, and I cannot follow. For now, I must rest content to know that I, the one true Hemperor, am sovereign of these lands once again. Alas, my Canadi...
- Tue Mar 02, 2010 11:22 pm
- Forum: Second Age Discussion
- Topic: I have returned.
- Replies: 22
- Views: 2573
I have returned.
I am the one true Hemperor. There will be a new order--surcoats shall once again reign supreme!
- Sun Sep 27, 2009 10:20 am
- Forum: Second Age Discussion
- Topic: The Vision of the Army of the Surcoats
- Replies: 12
- Views: 4048
Re: The Vision of the Army of the Surcoats
Vile fiend! Do you really think you can withstand the power of the surcoats unleashed?!JoshuaLee wrote:You are an idiot whoever you are, get a life.
- Sat Sep 26, 2009 7:47 pm
- Forum: Second Age Discussion
- Topic: The Vision of the Army of the Surcoats
- Replies: 12
- Views: 4048
The Vision of the Army of the Surcoats
I have been gone, but I was not returned to my prison though I have tasted many fortified wines. I slipped away, withdrawing from the world of laws and men. Gathering only the finest fortified wines, I undertook a regimen of seclusion and fasting. It was in those times--when I had gone without food ...
- Fri Aug 21, 2009 8:25 pm
- Forum: Second Age Discussion
- Topic: FRAUD!
- Replies: 3
- Views: 2063
FRAUD!
I have regained much of my lost strength. Everyday I work to rebuild my power, dreaming only of fortified wines and my lost surcoats. Impostor, I know who you are. I know where you are. It is not in Canada. It is the heathen lands to the south. I will invade, unilaterally. I will never give up. I wi...
- Fri Aug 14, 2009 8:15 pm
- Forum: Second Age Discussion
- Topic: Guilds
- Replies: 23
- Views: 2642
Re: Guilds
My dad is in the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
- Tue Aug 11, 2009 9:01 pm
- Forum: Second Age Discussion
- Topic: My Brave Story
- Replies: 22
- Views: 8840
Re: My Brave Story
The Book of Prophecy by Hemperor, aka the Emperor of Hemp There will be a reckoning. The streets will run red with shreds of surcoats. Idle tongues, wagging with doubt and unbelief, will be engulfed in a torrent of fortified wine that will drown out the very oceans of this world. I am the one true H...
- Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:19 pm
- Forum: ScreenShots and RPV's
- Topic: I am the one true Hemperor.
- Replies: 6
- Views: 3303
Re: I am the one true Hemperor.
There will be a reckoning. The streets will run red with shreds of surcoats. Idle tongues, wagging with doubt and unbelief, will be engulfed in a torrent of fortified wine that will drown out the very oceans of this world. I am the one true Hemperor. I am the beginning. I am the end. I am from Canad...
- Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:05 pm
- Forum: ScreenShots and RPV's
- Topic: Ireland's day out of retirement (say cheese!)
- Replies: 3
- Views: 2074
Re: Ireland's day out of retirement (say cheese!)
Also, look for my best selling memoir, My Brave Story, at all fine book retailers. (It can also be found on the ground in front of the western bank of Britain.) Proceeds go to the The Surcoats for Canadians charity.
Thank you,
Hemperor,
aka the Emperor of Hemp
Thank you,
Hemperor,
aka the Emperor of Hemp
- Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:01 pm
- Forum: ScreenShots and RPV's
- Topic: Ireland's day out of retirement (say cheese!)
- Replies: 3
- Views: 2074
Re: Ireland's day out of retirement (say cheese!)
To Ireland's finest: I have little in the way of gold or supplies due to the dastardly impostor who has taken my surcoats and my life. If you could spare some of your earnings, I would be much obliged. To Everyone else: I will do perform my prize winning dance at the western bank of Britain for 500 ...