UO Second Age

I have been authorized once again by Starfleet Command to accept new recruits that prove suitable. Please see my previous communications for more information.

Picard out.

Replicated turkey is the best.

The only RP guild Urk has to interact with is Immortal Lords currently. Don't run these star trek guys off just yet. They still owe us an away team at the orc fort. It will be interesting when us orcs first meet these guys. Open hailing frequencies. This is Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterp...

Should we apply for a guild sub-forum, mon Capitaine? It may help in organizing away teams. I also checked out this program that they refer to as "IRC" earlier--I don't think it's worthwhile endeavor. The local fauna there were rather hostile and unfriendly to my sudden presence. We may w...

*presses Com badge* La Forge to bridge--Captain, I've reviewed this planet's local customs and laws as it pertains to this "CoC" and this correspondence forum. It appears that we are communicating within the bounds of the local laws. However, it does appear that this BobDobbs individual i...

SighelmofWyrmgard wrote:Doesn't irrelevant spam contravene the forum CoC?

SS

Agreed. You are obviously in violation on the local codes of conduct.

Captain, I have ran the transmission through the universal translator and Starfleet archives. The word "derp" (Earth, 2005-2014 C.E.) is a verb meaning "to make funny faces". In this conjugation, it would suggest that the Doppleganger of myself is aware that she is making funny ...

*presses communicator* La Forge to bridge--Our sensor sweep of Sossaria has detected unusual life forms in the vicinity of the desert to the North East of the Sossarian people's city of Brittania. There is no entry in Star Fleet's databases matching these signature readings. Furthermore, there appe...

BobDobbs wrote:

Local inhabitant. We are not aware of the use of this phrase "derp." Respond.

Captain's Log - Star Date 64390.3 We have been ordered to the strange world of Ultima Online: The Second Age. Our orders are to study the inhabitants for suitability for membership in the United Federation of Planets and begin to establish operations on the planet's surface. Accordingly, I have been...

Deanna Troi wrote:Welcome!

Have you considered applying to the StarFleet Academy?

Indeed, Star Fleet needs good officers. The Romulans have been making trouble for us in the Neutral Zone and the local lifeforms on UOSA are seemingly hostile.

Ro Laren wrote:Hail Captain, hail Chief La Forge. Ensign Ro reporting for duty.

Welcome aboard, Ensign. Please man your station and take some care. The local lifeforms are showing signs of hostility.

Computer, status.

Our computer reports no sign of this "lag" of which you speak. Your primitive technologies may be at fault.

BobDobbs wrote:Decent idea is rapidly turning to fail.

Way to run it in the ground in the span of an hour.

Open hailing frequencies.

Enemy vessel. This is Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the Federation Starship Enterprise. Remove yourself from this vicinity or we will open fire on you.

Mr. La Forge, see me in my ready room.