UO Second Age

Bloody bowl 115k

To Whom It May Concern,

Azheman has the finest frenzied ostards and mares in all of Sosaria and anyone who says otherwise is a malformed chooch surrounded by a nimbus of scabs whose sole purpose is to die in a medical fire.

No idea what the private bids are but uh...


1.1 mil

Congratz, Pro, it's not easy to make Telamon jellies but you did it. I can almost taste the tears of envy.

I can't pay that much for a pixel bowl, there's a recession on.

haggle haggle 125k bowl?

Dear sir or m'am,

Sorry to bother you again. Would you accept a one legged ostard as trade-in for a llama with all of its legs intact?

Dear sir or m'am,

Please ignore my prior post asking for a refund. My brother, who was riding the ostard at the time, just informed me the leg was actually intentionally hacked off with a halberd.

Dear sir or m'am,

Do you offer refunds? Yesterday I purchased your floor model brown ostard and it's leg fell off.

Thank you for your time.

Rose wrote:I came, and I'm not even a fisherman.

That's because I have firm, calloused hands.


+1 internets for a quick and easy deal with the Pixellicker.

Hello admins, Arrows shouldn't block boats. Today marked the second time I had to page a GM because I couldn't get line of sight on an arrow to pick it up and it blocked movement in all directions, even backward. Anyone who suggests this is era accurate or not a bug shall be targeted by a drone stri...

Arr!

Pending sale to Pixelclicker, since we've done good business in the past.

Arr ye lubbers o' gold 'blums and scallywags with the green death in yer pantiloons, Up for auction be [120] six score o' them omenous bottles that be floatin' in the sea! Yarr! I be puttin' the reserve at 250k and ye dogs be biddin' up from thar. Bid well, bid high, and keep yer rum dry. ---------...

+1 internets

Thanks for the sale. I hope they are exploding chicken proof.

Hisses, howls, or screams when you get near it.