My Brave Story

[Baldamier]

The Book of Prophecy
by Hemperor,
aka the Emperor of Hemp

Get your own copy at WBB! It's a great read. They also sell well at scribe shops, so apparently they're a hit!

Thanks for making me 100 gold richer.

[Highwaystar]

glad to see the real hemporer return, i missed you

[Mephistopheles]

One time I was almost arrested for streaking after my ex's roomie suggested it. I ran like a deer when the cop pulled by.

[archaicsubrosa77]

[quote="Psycho Guy"]Cop shop or police dept? There is a diffrence. "Cop shops" are private busniesses that sell guns and vests and **** to cops, but are not run by state/local/fed/whatever goverments. Pissing on top of a gun store is not nearly as hardcore as pissing on a precienct house.[/quote

Cop Shop means Police station in my neck of the suburbs.

[Chriswithatemper]

I got a copy at WBB.. I dont regret it either. this story is the best.

Every time I'm feeling down in the dumps I read it and I feel as right as rain.

[chumbucket]

A bump for this classic bit of UOSA history. Did Hemperor ever defeat the Impostor? No one knows.

I am Hemperor. This is my brave story.

Two months ago I went to jail for hitting a cop. He saw me sitting in a park, minding my own business while drinking half a can of fortified wine. He attempted to arrest me. Anyone who knows me knows that that isn't how we roll in Canada. I wasn't about to let him take my half a can of fortified wine. So I took a swing at him.

Long story short, I went to juvey for two months. While there I may have contracted a venereal disease, but I see that as a good thing. Now I poison with every hit. But I digress.

I returned from jail only to find than an impostor---a fake Hemperor---had taken over my role here at UOSA. What's worse, he has taken my collection of red surcoats (the world's largest). I now only live to have my revenge and to reclaim my vast hoard of surcoats.

Sincerely,
Hemperor,
aka The Emperor of Hemp

[Abyz]

Only person I ever heard of hemperor defeating was Rose.

[Roser]

Correction, I actually defeated Hemperor for the last time during the great battle of bagged milk.

Witness... The death of Hemperor.

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/47009286