Tavern Talk of Topiary Terror

[Lord Dupre]

As best as I can describe it?

Probably a mix between a violent beast from beyond our world and a common house plant...

It was making some funny noises too...

My squadron entered the front gates while I bravely protected our flank from the outside, a good distance away, too make sure I had a good view of the area.. yes...

Only one came back... to describe to me what I have now told you... before he was dragged back into the building by what appeared to be an angry grapevine?

Now You know what I know

A beer for the fallen!

[Lord Dupre]

Starting to feel some *hick* pressure froms the townsfolks that dealing with this is some how my re..sponssembilility...

Scouss have perscribed our foes as weaklings! not worthy of my time

Ill take care of this after a few more drinks...

[Sultan of Swing]

great event so far, come on folks!!!! need more bodies...

[Roser]

I stealthed around, looted a treasure chest, got a nice teleport ring.

I'm surprised no one is trying to pvp/pk this event... Noob's are ripe for the slaying

The only pvp guild in sight is the Imperial Wizards (I think that's the name of Flea's guild?)

Anyway, since I've been there the spawn has been getting progressively harder... Tamers and Bards unite!

[Lord Dupre]

Immma just *hick* told that the man I hired to ghosswriye my memoirs was dumb enough to go get himself killed *hick*in the first wave against Demeter... with my books on him! paid fer those...

ingrate...

If anyone finds my memoirs let me... lemmee....I.. I will offer an award! A huge one!

that I can afford on my meager salary...cheap Lord Brit payn soo lousseee....

[EVeee]

Where the flip is this? I'm not a Forestal so I can't identify the location by trees alone.

[Pirul]

Carnage is legendary.

[Lord Dupre]

Thanks to a bottle of hangover remedy I am ready to take on this menace!

I will be organizing a party to dispatch this invader at 8:30 est! We will be organizing at Delucia bank.

If no one will bring me my memoirs Ill have to go get them myself...

Prepare yourselves for war!

[apmcd]

where do the brave warriors you will be leading assemble good sir?

[Lord Dupre]

there we are

[the bazookas]

Your memoir doesn't happen to be entitled "The Burning of Trinsic" does it?

[Lord Dupre]

Im not sure what my ghostwriter titled it! but Im sure it would be obvious

It still hasnt been returned to me...

[the bazookas]

Is it possible Burning of Trinsic begin with a drunken stupor? If it did, I'm sure that Lord British would have the history rewritten in any case, heheh.

[Lord Dupre]

I am offering a reward of one piece of ranger armour for each chapter of my memoir that was recovered from Demeter.

I simply cannot afford to explain my life story to another ghost writer! they are such nitwits!

[Pro]

I got both books I'll add a write up of the clues etc here in about an hour or so.