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 Post subject: Ahoy Maties from Missouri!
PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2015 10:26 pm 
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So my wench that I furl my sail in and I are at one of our favorite taverns. We noticed our pub wench serving our rum had a tattoo. I asked if we might view the art work upon her flesh. I explained how I myself am a pirate in UO (more explanation was given in what we do). She pleasantly replied sure you must be quick I am busy, although let me rub some lotion on it first...
http://i.imgur.com/Ee1PK9i.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/o4jNzTl.jpg

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[00:01] <Jumbi> any other idiotic questions
[00:01] <Jumbi> no i cant tell your sex i am not a fortune teller!
[00:01] <Jumbi> leave me alone
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 Post subject: Re: Ahoy Maties from Missouri!
PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2015 10:36 pm 
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Arghhh

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 Post subject: Re: Ahoy Maties from Missouri!
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cute girl but damn "Buck" is right lol


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 Post subject: Re: Ahoy Maties from Missouri!
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Myrnae wrote:
cute girl but damn "Buck" is right lol


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