Samurai goes to Vesper
Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2018 9:07 am
Ohayo-gozaru. Er? I said "good morning".
The weather is nice, indeed. But why are you standing there all days and weeks, doing nothing?
I had never seen someone lazy like you in Tokuno.
Not lazy? a job? what kind of...a town crier? So you cry and get paid? What a strange job...
But why do you cry? Anything sad? Vesper?
Yes, I know Vesper. A nice and beautiful...taken over by garlic oils? no? ah, gargoyles...
You Britanians have wicked sense in naming. I would've rather named it "Batman".
Anyway, worry no more. Akawashi, O-Sakite kumi-gashira of Lord Harumitsu, takes care of it.
Don't know O-Sakite kumi-gashira ? Means "spearhead troop captain".
Now you really seem to start crying. Why? "No meat again" ?
Britanians...How could you think about your evening meal when I'm to start fighting for your town?
No? What's no? Ah, you said it's dangerous. Then that makes sense. Besides, your worry is quite unnecessary.
I am samurai, and bushido is way to die. Saraba!
Well, "a tent near the graveyard"...near the graveyard...tent...hum, I think I found it.
Gomen! Er, I said "excuse me".
So you are the guard captain?
Since Akawashi, the invincible samurai captain has arrived, just leave it all to me and get relaxed.
You may now sit back, eat, sleep, ultima or whatever.
But what am I supposed to do, exactly? Kill two hundred garlics? Not two million instead?
Ha! I'll wipe all those out, then take a canal tour on gondola.
Shikaraba Gomen. I mean, "excuse me now".
Now, where are those gargoyles...? Here's one.
Akawashi kenzan !! I said...never mind.
You, this winged, twisted, stupid monster! I make sashimi of you! Eeeeyah !
Huh? Is that what you call a punch? Learn Karate.
By the way - deyaaaah ! - this shield-thing works brilliant.
Definitely the best invention of Britanians - munn ! deyah ! - and it sould sell a lot in Tokuno, too - eeeyah !
I must purchase in a bulk before going back to Tokuno, if I ever find a way - or better OEM.
And what? - deyah ! - what is that "Kal Vas...." ?
ARRRRRRGH!? Buddha, I'm burning!! like a skipper on shichirin !! Even my fundoshi is burning!!
Hi-yah, Ikadzuchi ! To the guard tower! Don't let your master die now!
I'm samurai ! ready to die, always! but not like this! just not like this! ...Yes! the tower!!
Guards! Citizens! The undefeatable samurai captain is here to save you!! And...ARRRGH!!
OOOooOoo OoOOooOOOoOOo oOooOOOoOO
( someone, resurrection, please...? )
The weather is nice, indeed. But why are you standing there all days and weeks, doing nothing?
I had never seen someone lazy like you in Tokuno.
Not lazy? a job? what kind of...a town crier? So you cry and get paid? What a strange job...
But why do you cry? Anything sad? Vesper?
Yes, I know Vesper. A nice and beautiful...taken over by garlic oils? no? ah, gargoyles...
You Britanians have wicked sense in naming. I would've rather named it "Batman".
Anyway, worry no more. Akawashi, O-Sakite kumi-gashira of Lord Harumitsu, takes care of it.
Don't know O-Sakite kumi-gashira ? Means "spearhead troop captain".
Now you really seem to start crying. Why? "No meat again" ?
Britanians...How could you think about your evening meal when I'm to start fighting for your town?
No? What's no? Ah, you said it's dangerous. Then that makes sense. Besides, your worry is quite unnecessary.
I am samurai, and bushido is way to die. Saraba!
Well, "a tent near the graveyard"...near the graveyard...tent...hum, I think I found it.
Gomen! Er, I said "excuse me".
So you are the guard captain?
Since Akawashi, the invincible samurai captain has arrived, just leave it all to me and get relaxed.
You may now sit back, eat, sleep, ultima or whatever.
But what am I supposed to do, exactly? Kill two hundred garlics? Not two million instead?
Ha! I'll wipe all those out, then take a canal tour on gondola.
Shikaraba Gomen. I mean, "excuse me now".
Now, where are those gargoyles...? Here's one.
Akawashi kenzan !! I said...never mind.
You, this winged, twisted, stupid monster! I make sashimi of you! Eeeeyah !
Huh? Is that what you call a punch? Learn Karate.
By the way - deyaaaah ! - this shield-thing works brilliant.
Definitely the best invention of Britanians - munn ! deyah ! - and it sould sell a lot in Tokuno, too - eeeyah !
I must purchase in a bulk before going back to Tokuno, if I ever find a way - or better OEM.
And what? - deyah ! - what is that "Kal Vas...." ?
ARRRRRRGH!? Buddha, I'm burning!! like a skipper on shichirin !! Even my fundoshi is burning!!
Hi-yah, Ikadzuchi ! To the guard tower! Don't let your master die now!
I'm samurai ! ready to die, always! but not like this! just not like this! ...Yes! the tower!!
Guards! Citizens! The undefeatable samurai captain is here to save you!! And...ARRRGH!!
OOOooOoo OoOOooOOOoOOo oOooOOOoOO
( someone, resurrection, please...? )