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 Post subject: Samurai goes to Vesper
PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2018 9:07 am 
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Ohayo-gozaru. Er? I said "good morning".
The weather is nice, indeed. But why are you standing there all days and weeks, doing nothing?
I had never seen someone lazy like you in Tokuno.
Not lazy? a job? what kind of...a town crier? So you cry and get paid? What a strange job...
But why do you cry? Anything sad? Vesper?
Yes, I know Vesper. A nice and beautiful...taken over by garlic oils? no? ah, gargoyles...
You Britanians have wicked sense in naming. I would've rather named it "Batman".

Anyway, worry no more. Akawashi, O-Sakite kumi-gashira of Lord Harumitsu, takes care of it.
Don't know O-Sakite kumi-gashira ? Means "spearhead troop captain".
Now you really seem to start crying. Why? "No meat again" ?
Britanians...How could you think about your evening meal when I'm to start fighting for your town?
No? What's no? Ah, you said it's dangerous. Then that makes sense. Besides, your worry is quite unnecessary.
I am samurai, and bushido is way to die. Saraba!

Well, "a tent near the graveyard"...near the graveyard...tent...hum, I think I found it.

Gomen! Er, I said "excuse me".
So you are the guard captain?
Since Akawashi, the invincible samurai captain has arrived, just leave it all to me and get relaxed.
You may now sit back, eat, sleep, ultima or whatever.
But what am I supposed to do, exactly? Kill two hundred garlics? Not two million instead?
Ha! I'll wipe all those out, then take a canal tour on gondola.
Shikaraba Gomen. I mean, "excuse me now".

Now, where are those gargoyles...? Here's one.

Akawashi kenzan !! I said...never mind.
You, this winged, twisted, stupid monster! I make sashimi of you! Eeeeyah !
Huh? Is that what you call a punch? Learn Karate.
By the way - deyaaaah ! - this shield-thing works brilliant.
Definitely the best invention of Britanians - munn ! deyah ! - and it sould sell a lot in Tokuno, too - eeeyah !
I must purchase in a bulk before going back to Tokuno, if I ever find a way - or better OEM.
And what? - deyah ! - what is that "Kal Vas...." ?

ARRRRRRGH!? Buddha, I'm burning!! like a skipper on shichirin !! Even my fundoshi is burning!!
Hi-yah, Ikadzuchi ! To the guard tower! Don't let your master die now!
I'm samurai ! ready to die, always! but not like this! just not like this! ...Yes! the tower!!
Guards! Citizens! The undefeatable samurai captain is here to save you!! And...ARRRGH!!

OOOooOoo OoOOooOOOoOOo oOooOOOoOO
( someone, resurrection, please...? )


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 Post subject: Re: Samurai goes to Vesper
PostPosted: Sun Apr 08, 2018 11:58 am 
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Haha, I've felt the very same pain. Those gargoyles have no honor and will flamestrike you in the back first chance they get. Thank you for doing your part in the war effort. Gokurousama!

An Corp!


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 Post subject: Re: Samurai goes to Vesper
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... *gasp* ...Uh...eh....
Ah! Thank you! My deepest - *cough* - appreciation for your kindness and generosity.
And that "Otsukaresama" was too perfect in this case. Where did you learn?

Anyway, you are also fighting this war, with your men? That is great.
Being a stranger, I owe my daily diet to your land and people.
So I came here to give something back.

And, what's my count now? I think I had a scroll....What!? 189 to go!?
Er, no! No, no, no! Nooooooo problem at all. It's easy. Too easy...


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 Post subject: Re: Samurai goes to Vesper
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Thank you for your kind words and your service to the realm!

Many years ago I was shipwrecked and washed up on the foreign shores of your motherland. I was lucky enough to pick up some of the language before my obnoxious ways got me exiled and shipped back here.

Me and my comrades are also doing our best to help fight this war. The odds may look dim now but we will never give up!

I hope to meet you in the battlefield soon. Keep up the good work, only 189 more gargoyle heads to chop!


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 Post subject: Re: Samurai goes to Vesper
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You said "gokurousama" which is also perfect in this case. How could I mix it up...
So you reached there via seaway? That information is quite valuable for me since I myself don't well remember in which way I came to this land. I have to find my way back after finishing my mission here in Britania.

But for now we must concentrate to this situation.
And, yes, see you in the battle field.
Like I said, bushido is way to die. ( ah, but not necessarily 10 times per day...)

Saraba!


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 Post subject: Re: Samurai goes to Vesper
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Samurai wields sword:
Is his katana blooded?
Cherry blossoms fall.

Akawashi-sama, welcome to UOSA.

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 Post subject: Re: Samurai goes to Vesper
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Thank you Sir Sighelmof, for warm welcoming. Katajike-nai.

Yes, my Katana is always blooded. But to be honest, my armors are more blooded recently with that of my own, ha ha.
During this Gargoyle war, I found myself so weak against magical attacks. I died several times, and Chromewell & Co. made some gold. (nice shop. I guarantee.)
For a while, I am taking a break to forge my spiritual power against magics, hoping to get back to the front line before getting too late.

Well, I have visited some different Britannia in my former lives. Even I found my wife in one of those.
But now it seems this Britannia is going to be the last one I live.
Here I have a slight issue with language, also I am running 13-16 hours ahead of most people here.
Except those, here it seems to be the best place to live ( and to die, ha ha! ).

Again, thank you. Let's hope to meet in the field soon.


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 Post subject: Re: Samurai goes to Vesper
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I did it again...It was "Cromwell & Co.", not "Chromewell"...


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