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House Security with N-S: Four Simple Lessons

Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 2:57 am
by Nadia
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Lesson 1: repeatedly chanting "i ban thee" as a catch-all security measure when you gate to West Britain Bank from inside your castle doesn't quite cut it.

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Lesson 2: when you do bother to make the extra effort and ensure no "Sneak-r's" have gotten into your home, actually try to take notice of them before they rehide. (This advice went unheeded multiple times).

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Lesson 3: lock down your nice containers.

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Lesson 4: don't leave copious amounts of reagents out and about in an unsecured locked chest for the taking.

(there is a fifth lesson that I might share with you in-game if you ask me :))

Re: House Security with N-S: Four Simple Lessons

Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 1:45 pm
by Vhyx
In before several UO Rules are invoked by the retards at N-S.

Re: House Security with N-S: Four Simple Lessons

Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 2:42 pm
by Downs
Classic

Re: House Security with N-S: Four Simple Lessons

Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 3:43 pm
by WiseOne
Gotta love UO

Great tale sir!

Re: House Security with N-S: Four Simple Lessons

Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 6:03 pm
by Frank White
Awesome well done

Re: House Security with N-S: Four Simple Lessons

Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 1:18 pm
by Malaikat
How hard is it to not gate from secured locations in a house? My mind can't even process the N-S level of stupid. It's like a guild prerequisite to be a brain-dead simian.

Re: House Security with N-S: Four Simple Lessons

Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 2:39 pm
by Downs
Apparently it is a lot more difficult to secure your house than it is to design a swastika flag on the roof of your castle/keep.

N-S makes me feel like im good at pvp when i fight them

Re: House Security with N-S: Four Simple Lessons

Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2013 1:11 pm
by Swill Bag
lol you guys realize your robbing the same n-s member everytime, hes always hopelessly stoned and fighting with his girlfriend when he plays
id just like to add that I've never been robbed

have a nice day!

Re: House Security with N-S: Four Simple Lessons

Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2013 8:30 pm
by sircharlestha3rd
You all will never extinguish N-S guild no matter how hard you try.

We Know we are the most hated guild in uosa.

your trash talk will only fuel the flame .

are guild is 100% trusted among members and all outsiders are always dealt with excecution style.

keep the trash talk coming to fuel the flame

you all have no idea that one day. N-S will rule the shard and surpass the test of time.

Re: House Security with N-S: Four Simple Lessons

Posted: Wed May 01, 2013 9:13 pm
by Vhyx
sircharlestha3rd wrote:
We Know we are the most ridiculed guild on uosa.

Edited to create an accurate statement.