UO Second Age

You had no grenades because they you held them in your hand too long which explains why you are at half health with one exploding when I never even engaged you in combat you scum!!!! Stick to cooking duty G.I. you have no place in the warzone!

sircharlestha3rd wrote:You had no grenades because they you held them in your hand too long which explains why you are at half health with one exploding when I never even engaged you in combat you scum!!!! Stick to cooking duty G.I. you have no place in the warzone!

GI, would you like some ice for that burn?

I support what's happening here. Keep it going GI Joe!

AFTER A FRIENDLY HAND TO HAND COMBAT TRAINING SESSION WITH A NICE AMERICAN NAMED "RARITY" I RAN INTO NONE OTHER THAN THE TERRORIST FILTH “OSAMA BLACK BEAR” WITH AN UNKNOWN ACCOMPLICE THUG "RED BARON" COWARDLY HIDING IN THE NEARBY SHADOWS.

DETERMINED TO GET THEIR 50 VIRGINS, THE COWARDS DECIDED TO CARRY ON WITH THEIR SUICIDE MISSION, EVEN ENLISTING THE HELP OF SOME OF THE MORE RADICALIZED LOCAL VILLAGERS.

BOTH ENEMIES WERE NEUTRALIZED AND NO AMERICAN LIVES WERE LOST.

I DID MANAGE TO WATERBOARD RED BARONS OSTARD, UNFORTUNATELY IT EXPIRED AND NO USEFUL INFORMATION WAS YIELDED.

UNTIL NEXT TIME AMERICA!

I'm gonna 9/11 your ass for that!

DRONE STRIKE SUCCESSFUL. ANOTHER TERRORIST DOWN. NO ONE SAID BEING A HERO WAS EASY.

Winning

FYI, terror on the rise. They are recruiting right here on the forums

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Hey, G.I. Joe,

I had begun to think that you were stealing Vega's limelight ... but we haven't seen much of you in this last little while.

I'll tell you one thing: Vega is the only red who's dropped me (once, on one of my bard alts, and because I was too complacent and had my guard down; and I'm sure Vega will just laugh, because it's true, and he doesn't let idiots get away with mistakes) in the entirety of the past year since my return; I'm a little disappointed that I haven't even seen you at all (mind, I don't play lots, and I'm certainly not hunting you: we've just missed eachother, I guess).

Anyway, I think UoSA needs YOU to seek-out and neutralize WMDs and all other threats to Britannian security!

My tone is jocular but I am not making fun of you, nor calling you out: I am exhorting you to continue your patriotic vigil, and all of the associated wetwork, and keep us posted.

Now, I hope Vega doesn't take any offense but, even so, to Vega: I know that you know where I live; leave me in peace, or not, as you like, but please don't interfere with any of G.I. Joe's efforts.

It's up to you, G.I. Joe: I know the pure, blood-red, heart of UoSA pounds within thy breast: help make UoSA safe and secure again!

Alternatively, just show us more videos.

SS

I pooped on GI Joe.

GI Joe was caught slaying innocent newbs at the Guild of Eternal Shadow's shame strong hold.

The brave warrior Boudica quickly dispatched this false hero for his crimes.



Revenge has been had this day.

JUST ANOTHER COWARDLY AMBUSH PERPETRATED BY THE VIOLENT EXTREMIST “BOUDICA AL SHA-BAB” COWARDLY HIDING IN THE CORNER WHILE I GUNNED DOWN ALL OF HIS RADICALIZED ACCOMPLICES AND BEGAN QUESTIONING HIS NIGHT MARE.

FREEDOM ISN'T FREE!
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Those poor innocent newbies..............

sircharlestha3rd wrote:Those poor innocent newbies..............

HAVENT YOU BEEN INFILTRATING AMERICA SINCE 2012 AS YOUR FORUM ACCOUNT SUGGESTS?
IF YOURE STILL THIS BAD AT TERRORISM MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET A DAY JOB.