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This thread always cracks me up. Reminds me of the first time I had a "magic" item in '98 (I still remember it: it was a magic two-handed ax that some guy gave to me at the bank; almost CERTAINLY a durable two-handed ax, but I didn't know--and since I had played Ultima 7 and Ultima 8, I just KNEW that a "magic" weapon was as good as you could get :lol:). I also still remember almost immediately walking to the brit x-roads to show it off and getting PKed with fireballs right just as I almost reached the GZ, and being pretty upset about it... Ahh, good times. Part of me wishes I could return to my completely UO-ignorant state so that I could relive the wonder of the game...

At the bazooka house drop loot extravaganza, I was going to offer 100k for anybody who found the chainmail of defense in there and turned it in (I would have the unique ID of course). Didn't happen, though, b/c we didn't have extra money for it :P.
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the bazookas wrote:This thread always cracks me up. Reminds me of the first time I had a "magic" item in '98 (I still remember it: it was a magic two-handed ax that some guy gave to me at the bank; almost CERTAINLY a durable two-handed ax, but I didn't know--and since I had played Ultima 7 and Ultima 8, I just KNEW that a "magic" weapon was as good as you could get :lol:). I also still remember almost immediately walking to the brit x-roads to show it off and getting PKed with fireballs right just as I almost reached the GZ, and being pretty upset about it... Ahh, good times. Part of me wishes I could return to my completely UO-ignorant state so that I could relive the wonder of the game...

At the bazooka house drop loot extravaganza, I was going to offer 100k for anybody who found the chainmail of defense in there and turned it in (I would have the unique ID of course). Didn't happen, though, b/c we didn't have extra money for it :P.
I would have fronted the money! Just ask! :)

Also, this thread is still hilarious...and i've read it a dozen times. :)
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another sucessful bazooka drop today
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I have in my possession ingots from the one true chainmail tunic of defense, they can be yours at 500gp each.

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HA

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Raptor Jesus sold his chainmail tunic of defense also.
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What's the current bid on this?

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More than you can afford and not enough for anyone to care.

On another note... I have saved every chainmail tunic of defense I have encountered in game simply because they crack me up whenever I find them thanks to this thread. Classic nerdery at it's best.

Oh, and in case your wondering... I am NOT selling mine... they are priceless.
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Or you can just go see mine on display at my yew vendor house.
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Word on the street one of the "smelt it" pioneers is working on a project.
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The 'chainmail tunic of defense' is the most common piece of armour out there - not sure if its chance rate was increased after this infamous thread but im pretty sure it is.

I would have thought it would be the same chance rate as any other piece of armour but of 9198 lowend magic items I collected (usless jewellery/clothing, hardening/force and below) 169 were chainmail pieces (tunics, coifs and leggings) which is 1.8%

Of those 169 items 62 were chainmail tunics (0.7%) which is about average for any piece of armour.

But of those 62 tunics, 28 of them were a 'chainmail tunic of defence' thats 0.3% which is high!

This mean that you should receive a 'chainmail tunic of defence' for every 333 shit magic items you collect, approx.

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Nice post.

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You make some great points Donald.

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Damn, all the original pictures have been removed from host server :(
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