Gzuf and the Tale of "Oh Shit, That Table Isn't Locked."

[gzuf]

One day I was running around aimlessly. I find this gives me lots of good adventures plus is very rewarding, as seen here:

I came across the house "Denjin Arcade".

In need for two cups of sugar for a cake I was baking, I knocked.

No one answered.

So, being a concerned and responsible citizen, I went inside. It was here I noticed a room was unlocked. Perhaps the owner was inside, I considered, and in dire need of my help. Perhaps they had fallen and could not get up. I had to make sure.

The room was blocked off with tables. Oh my dear God! I screamed. This man doesn't even know that his table on the right side is unlocked!

I sprung in to action. I went to the stables and claimed my trusty companion "Zeeguf" and we traveled to the house. No one was home, and it was only a matter of time before a piece of shit bum thief took their stuff. I had to act. I needed to. Every fiber of my being screamed "Gzuf, you must! You must save this home's belongings!"

And save them I did.

And as I observed my loot, including 95 treasure maps, silver weapons (power), vanq weapons, fortified weapons, 8 paintings, 12 pillows, two Halloween bags, various invul pieces of armor, and over 3k of each reg, I began to wonder to myself exactly how much stuff I have protected from the villainy that is scumbag house thieves. As I pondered this, I came to a realization, chucked softly, and noticed that every single thing in my house has been protected from thieves. I took it upon myself to move everything from the faulty home security of homes yonder in to my home.

And I need a bigger house.

[Merk]

Win, my good sir.

Win.

[romm221b]

Where the hell was i when this happened?

[uofuntime]

This is hilarious! =)


Enjoyed reading this!