Episode 4 - The Fresh Prince of Britain

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Episode 4 - The Fresh Prince of Britain

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Hail, this is a story all about how
My armor got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I got this armor so fair

In west Trainsic born and raised
Chopping cheers near the camp I spent most of my days
Str nearly maxin' my hits getting hard
And shootin some skeles in the grave yard
When an alligator
That was up to no good
Started making trouble in our neighborhood
I got some bite marks and Sulik got scared
he said 'Your AR sucks you need armor more fair'

*dances*

I hunted and hunted day after day
But whatever I found got pk'd away
"A Dungeon Crawl!", the gate openened in a minute
I strapped my bow on and said, 'I might as well jump it'.

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Tamer-Bards, yo this is bad
Rolling through deceit, kicking everythings ass.
What's the loot on the corpses looking like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

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But wait where's the peekays, killers all that
Is deceit the type of place they set up a ghost at?
I hide to the side
I see one coming there
I hope he's prepared for the hordes over here

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He whistled for the exit and when he came near
His ass was on fire and so was his hair
If anything I can say this pk is rare
But I thought 'You're on foot' - 'So Stay fucking here'

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I pulled up to the bank about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the minter 'Guards! Bank! Rescu Recdu!'
I looked at my bankbox
It was finally there
To wear when I want, that armour so fair!

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Re: Episode 4 - The Fresh Prince of Britain

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Man, those lyrics were painful to read.
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Re: Episode 4 - The Fresh Prince of Britain

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lol first and last rap I swear

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Re: Episode 4 - The Fresh Prince of Britain

Post by archaicsubrosa77 »

Let me give it a Go

Baby Got Whacked

I like big dumps, I cannot lie
the hybrid newbies can't deny
when a bard struts in and thinks he can win
with a bad note in its place
My hally whacks, insta fast
and knocks him on his @$$
Deep in his pack he lost
a day's worth of regs not much
Oh bardy, I want get with ya
and take an auto death pict-ya
Your guildies tried to warn thee
But oh that gold...made you so ghostly
OOOooo---corpse cut for head
You say you want a rezz?
Well you see, newbie
This isn't a Pks duty...
I watch the drakes dancin
aint got time for chatting
they dying, near death
gonna loot them like the rest
I am tired of provoking things
take the average PK and ask him that
you gotta hally whack
So guildies, guildies
Has your fellas got the stats?
Tell them to whack it! Whack it!
Swing that Hally Whack!
Baby got Whacked!!!!
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Derrick wrote:I wish it were possible that a mount could be whacked while you are riding it, but to the best of my knowedge it is not.

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