chumbucket's Tales of Adventure: Death to Orcs!

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chumbucket's Tales of Adventure: Death to Orcs!

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I found myself sitting at the Vesper strip, passing the time. No one seemed to be around. But I did know that orcs are always to be found if you look. So me and a pal jet over to the orc village, only to be clomped by some non-orcs pretty quickly. Wasn't expecting anyone else. It happens.

I go to res at the Compassion Shrine and an idea strikes. My problem is that I am outnumbered by orcs. What I need is an army...for instance, an army of scorpions and earth elementals. Back to Britain I go to reequip and recruit.

And so began my march on the orc village. I'll let the pictures do the rest of the talking...
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I lead my growing army from the swamps...
I lead my growing army from the swamps...
I add more recruits.
I add more recruits.
The first to join me are a trio of disgruntled orcs.
The first to join me are a trio of disgruntled orcs.
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And more!
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The assault begins!
The assault begins!
My army grows strong!
My army grows strong!
My first scorpion.  These were the backbone of my army.
My first scorpion. These were the backbone of my army.

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And more!
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Victory?
Victory?
DEATH TO ORCS!
DEATH TO ORCS!
ATTACK!
ATTACK!

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The battle continues!
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The chaos continues!
The chaos continues!
Prurk goes down.
Prurk goes down.
Get him, my pretties!
Get him, my pretties!

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The finale!
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All this....only to be defeated!  But, my friends, those scorpions died defending their homeland.  So I salute them!
All this....only to be defeated! But, my friends, those scorpions died defending their homeland. So I salute them!
I survey the field of combat.
I survey the field of combat.
Two cowards refuse to enlist!
Two cowards refuse to enlist!

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Lol, nice.
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Actually thats really really good lol

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Haha. That was so annoying and fun at the same time.

now where is that screen of us red lining each other before napping :wink:

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