Kim Jung-il Embraces His Red Comrades

[Light Shade]

Its lonely being a dictator. Its a thankless job at best. I mean, being the leader of a hapless group that can't even feed or cloth themselves is hard. Its best to just embrace the red and not pretend to be otherwise.

Tonight, Kim Jung-il came out of the closet (so to speak) and embraced....his red comrades...literally. We all kinda knew he was of the "red" persuasion anyways....



Make sure you all salute when you see him but watch your backs! You can never trust this comrade!

-L/S