Tales of a bazooka: Special FT$ + bazooka Loot House Report

[the bazookas]

The bazookas are proud to present this tale of triumph--the bazookas (also known as the protectors of Britannia) and their human allies FT$ (who like loot a lot) created the ultimate event at which both the bazooka and FT$ mandates could be accomplished: The bazookas want to wipe out as many humans as possible from Britannia since humans are the biggest threat to Britannia and our main objective is to protect Britannia. The FT$ gentlemen want to loot as many fresh corpses as possible. Note that there was indeed some good loot in the house (mixed in with some trash, but that's to be expected)--so the posted event details were accurate in all respects. Those who were more cunning and careful made out with most of it--but we tried to make it far more challenging than your average idoc.

You should watch the rpv's. This wonderous event took a great deal of coordination and we hope everybody who attended thought it was hilarious (if not awesome). I attached the .rpv's in "best" order (in my opinion)... they are different perspectives of the same thing.

For those of you too lazy to watch the .rpv (which is the only way to get a true sense of how awesome this event turned out to be), here are some pictures:

















Thanks to all who attended!

[Eastwood]

Well done!

[Matty]

epic. the bazookas are legends. always a humbling experience standing with you guys. thank you and come back soon please!

[son]

Please make youtube videos, some of us cannot view rpv

[Zelek Uther]

Nicely captured!

[Downs]

Please make youtube videos, some of us cannot view rpv

Just install uo again and play already Felix.

Pics look great. I'll check out the videos when I. Get to a computer

[Light Shade]

It looked like a 4th of July Horror Scene. I loved it.

-L/S

[J.G]

bump for sweet pics of that John Galt character and his awesome guild

[the bazookas]

My first public Youtube video... Thought that this event was definitely worth creating one for... go like it today! (NOTE: Best watched using either Full Screen or the Large video player with 480p)
Note that I did not include the ghost's view or the view of the conclusion of the event--those are in the rpv's, though.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PI8vATwl ... e=youtu.be

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!

[son]

Wowo, I wish I had money to donate to you bazookas.

[Halbu]

That youtube video makes me laugh hard everytime, it's good quality too very nice.

[Boondock_Saint]

this is hilarious.

[Loathed]

hilarious

[Light Shade]

I was glad to be there and watch this all unfold. I particularly like the "scorched-earth" tactics.

-L/S

[Nidaic]

The first 30 seconds will forever play in my mind when Johnny Cash is in audio. I have to say you all set the bar way too high for your next gig with this event. That level of epicness will be impossible to replicate by others, and hard to match with your next event.
I hope this isn't a "going out with a bang" --- as next time I hope to be among the wreckage.
GG to the Automaton Bazooka Squad *Applauds*
(No sarcasm intended)