Death be not proud...

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Apoc
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Re: Death be not proud...

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lol pretty sad thats all ya got bro^^ the time ya killed tamerlamer all ya looted was her clothes left the mare n regs :shock: l33t and laast night idoc roflmao only reason i doied was cr3w dexxer and his pots please come and duel me i should start saving my shots forget how many times i raped u and ya mates :lol:
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Malaikat
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Apoc wrote:lol pretty sad thats all ya got bro^^ the time ya killed tamerlamer all ya looted was her clothes left the mare n regs :shock: l33t and laast night idoc roflmao only reason i doied was cr3w dexxer and his pots please come and duel me i should start saving my shots forget how many times i raped u and ya mates :lol:
you have to admit, it's not bad for a bank sitting newbie :wink:
Save yourself the shame and embarrassment and just assume that if you can't understand me...you're the one who's retarded.
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28% u recall... you mad bro?
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Venom : Bard - Mage - S3X
Venomous : Rogue - Fighter - S3X

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Malaikat
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Apr-May

The many methods for maiming a Yitamin...

1v1
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2v1
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2v2
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3v1
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A little AB action. Tighten up those cross heals, Retro.
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Stealing a nightmare
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Jexxa tries to kill me while I'm crashed, and I come back in time to join his royal ganking.
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The G-man polymorphs at brit bank without any pouches on him...
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Funniest thing I had seen in a while. Kooter recalls to GY red and I instantly double hit him to 40%.
Takes off running like a bat outta hell, and the whole time I'm thinking, "There's no way he's heading
to guards. He's gonna swerve".
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Moments before being gated to town by a friend - mare blue and me red. Lost my loot, mare, and Michaels loot...like a pro.
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Got a call that Malice was gray at Bloods and recalled before realizing that the Shame event was still on.
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Save yourself the shame and embarrassment and just assume that if you can't understand me...you're the one who's retarded.
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I think it's clear that Malaikat is the best pvper on the shard now.

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These pics almost make me want to log in...
<green> grats pink and co. .... the 3 of you f---ing scrubs together can blow up a bard. IMPRESSIVE

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Malaikat
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Jason- wrote:I think it's clear that Malaikat is the best pvper on the shard now.
This is not why I post my kill shots.
nightshark wrote:These pics almost make me want to log in...
This is why I post my kill shots.
Save yourself the shame and embarrassment and just assume that if you can't understand me...you're the one who's retarded.
Budner wrote:Your sig lets everyone know what an arrogant prick you are.

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Malaikat wrote:This is not why I post my kill shots.
Some matters have unattended consequences.

When you're good you're good, just roll with it.

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Jason- wrote:
Malaikat wrote:This is not why I post my kill shots.
Some matters have unattended consequences.

When you're good you're good, just roll with it.
Didn't realize who you were so I read your initial post to be snide and sarcastic.
Save yourself the shame and embarrassment and just assume that if you can't understand me...you're the one who's retarded.
Budner wrote:Your sig lets everyone know what an arrogant prick you are.

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i didnt realise who it was until i read his 2nd post
<green> grats pink and co. .... the 3 of you f---ing scrubs together can blow up a bard. IMPRESSIVE

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nightshark wrote:i didnt realise who it was until i read his 2nd post
Hah it's all good. Carry on with the cans of whoop ass:)

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Malaikat
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May - Jun

So, Apoc is this month's Yitamin. At one point we were on respectful terms. It was a, "if you're gray I'm killing you but I'll heal you through a gank", situation. He took his shit talk a bit too far one time so now I've joined the rest of the shard in saying, "fuck that guy".

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After killing him every which way on nearly every character he's got, Astro and I set upon he and stimpy in a 2v2. Even though they both loaded up with charged weaps, you know the result at this point:

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Shortly thereafter, in an epic - Apoc rant, God volunteered his opinion regarding my wife, employment status, social life, and sexual preference. Finally he also stated that I'm a good for nothing ganker, and can't 1v1 for shit. He then challenged me to a duel, which is hilarious because he's been dodging Astro Glide for weeks. Guess he really does think I'm worthless 1v1. Well...

1 duel...
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...turned to 2 duels
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...turned to best of 5
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Let me guess - you lagged and then ran out of regs? Sucker.



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Some fun with Tupac and KJLP
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Save yourself the shame and embarrassment and just assume that if you can't understand me...you're the one who's retarded.
Budner wrote:Your sig lets everyone know what an arrogant prick you are.

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Jun - Aug


Taking down some bounty'd reds...
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Note the message on screen...that didn't take long.
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Moments after Do Work insisted that my thief was a newbie. Which was moments after I robbed he and Bong Hit[pCp] of a vanq kryss, reflect jewelry, a power bardiche, and thier dignity. Next time, just lay your items down and run...
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Earning myself another nightmare. Why go through all the trouble of training taming?
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Save yourself the shame and embarrassment and just assume that if you can't understand me...you're the one who's retarded.
Budner wrote:Your sig lets everyone know what an arrogant prick you are.

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Aug - Sept

Serving some justice beginning with a nice 3v3 in Covetous: Josey Wales, Hello Kitty, and Really vs Hendrix, Astro Glide, and myself

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Couple fights with pCp starting with what turned into a 4v4

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Kooter getting dropped by his own guildy
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2v2 with Kurg, FreeMage, Hendrix, and myself
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Friendly field duel with Eo
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Gathering up another free Nightmare...2v2 Kurg and Sloppy vs Astro and myself
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Random screens that make me laugh

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This one needs a little context - Roboto recalls into AW as Hendrix and I are hidden waiting for some reds, and he proceeds to walk right up to the wyrm, push his way past it, and then throw a few jabs.
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Save yourself the shame and embarrassment and just assume that if you can't understand me...you're the one who's retarded.
Budner wrote:Your sig lets everyone know what an arrogant prick you are.

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Re: Death be not proud...

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Now THIS is a kill shot thread. Nice namebrand kills ya got there.

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