UO Second Age

I wanna get in ur crib, get drunk, get lit
Get a llama and after that get some chicks
Get a tattoo get a new nickname
Get the hell out my way cause Bald SoB's at it again

I'm back at it like an addict keeping rocks on the ground
I came to start some havoc represent for the pound
So open up a beer come on and join in on the fun
Cuz aint no telling when it'll stop once the thievin has begun

I go all night, and then I go a little longer
The later that it gets, the stronger that I make my drinks
So you don't think you gotta a upper hand
I'm at more last calls then a Carson Daily fan

Man its been a long time since I been on the loose, in Britannia stealth’n around man there is no truce
With grey Goose as my wingman, its a scene man, everybody want a little piece of the Bald man

In this land near and far I can be a superstar
In your backyard is where I’m putting in all of my hours
Testing your security, getting ready for the task at hand
Its time to take this game back, back to where it began

I got in ur crib, got drunk, got lit
Got a llama and after that got some chicks
Got a tattoo got a new nickname
Best get out of my way Bald SoB's at it again

Someone died at an idoc, I grabbed a rune and ran
U were in ur house, u even checked the front door
U never revealed, u have no security plan
O boy the idoc fell, what fun to track
This is a not so random security check fail,
I hope u got something there because I’ll be back…

8 Verite ingots
10 Dull Copper ingots
985 Iron ingots
29 boards
109 shafts
50 feathers
739 arrows
2 bolts of cloth
49 bandages
960 cut cloth
Keg of orange liquid
Keg of white liquid

The garbage man collectith.

applejack wrote:The garbage man collectith.

The NPC speakith...

I got on IRC and told I was famous, hopped to the forum and saw your garbage collection.. We didn't even notice we got had any non secures taken, we got 4 more chests where you peeped from before. I wish you luck getting in again. Our security has tightened and hopefully you do some kegels and tighten as well
ps. don't quit your day job to write rhymes or steal pixels.. u only come up with trash

chumbucket wrote: 21. LOL I GOT MOR STUF I DUN CAR LOL

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10. U R LOSER WITH NO GIRLFRIEND LOL

I like this one.

CoCo-LOCO wrote:I got on IRC and told I was famous, hopped to the forum and saw your garbage collection.. We didn't even notice we got had any non secures taken, we got 4 more chests where you peeped from before. I wish you luck getting in again. Our security has tightened and hopefully you do some kegels and tighten as well
ps. don't quit your day job to write rhymes or steal pixels.. u only come up with trash

Of course your famous now, I blessed your name in my rhyme.