A gate appeared.
Gates often appear and many people go in them and they lead to no where awesome. THIS GATE was different. Zeddmore opened the gate and then opened the door to his newly acquired keep from Meradin only weeks ago. He took his character through the gate and into his keep but kept his keep gate open as he lagged to go from one character to another. While this was happening, little did he know that Lord Sean the locksmith stealthed into his keep.
Now, stealthing into a keep isn't a difficult feat, stealing and looting is. Most keeps have security measures out the wazoo. Zeddmore apparently recently moved in here and failed to properly secure his Keep and failed to lock down ANY of his stuff. After noticing the situation at hand, Lord Sean/Mrs. Buttersworth noticed that Zeddie Zedd was macroing and not paying attention most likely. So he called me on Skypie and we prepared for our massive loot. We only thought we would get one or two things before he noticed. Unforturnately, he didn't notice for nearly 40 minutes and we got almost his entire bottom floor. It was a grand adventure. Also, for good measure, we dropped back off his candelabras on his door step
. We wanted to give back. We surely appreciate his charity to the Buttersworth Gang. We just recently returned from about a year layoff and this was just what we needed to get going again. My name is I Scribe Stuff, but perhaps for this occasion I shall amend my name to We Steal Stuff. (more like everything) It was an adventure indeed! We hold no ill will towards ZeddieZedd in fact we want to thank him! He has given us loads of loots to sell and just be proud of that we have. We thank you for being lax in your securities. We hope this tale will allow you, ZeddieZedd, to never leave your place unsecured again. Put yourselves in our foot, if in this situation would you have stolen everything? If you wouldn't, you are better people than us. Personally, we like free stuff, and other people doing all the work for us.
Main loots obtained---
Lootz -
A bank check for 5k
A virtually indestructible shovel
checkers (both colors)
35+ vanqs
75+ powers
200+ force (all smelted)
50+ Invulnerability gearz
100+ fortification
ID/invis/reflect items out the ass
Holiday gifts of all kinds
35k boards
40k ingots (varying colors, thanks for mining wife now get back to work)
colored shipwreck pillows (and a shit ton of shipwreck loot)
4-6k each reg
7k scrolls
T-map library
7k arrows
Here are before and after pictures of his looted place. As well as pictures of just a taste of what we obtained in the 40 minutes.
