I was on my lowly PK in Hyloth and found someone who has alluded me for weeks, her name is Pink Fluffy Buny, with the assistance of my friend Gutter Slut, we killed her. It was a particularly lovely kill because she had ample opportunity to escape, especially considering we suck at PKing and PVP. We are thieves who use our PKs for our thieving advantage.
Put yourself in Pink Fluffy's foot. You just lost your runebook. Which funny enough had a rune in it titled "6ix L" which obviously meant an L-Shape. We had no idea it meant another PKs house.
We first recalled to the L-Shape on our thief, using a disguise kit so tracking would only reveal a generic NPC type name if they were smart enough to track. I then recalled on my PK and noticed a player named Amiko and a PK named Mongoose hanging out in the L-Shape. I presumed they were AFK but in a spot where I couldnt kill them. So I began EQing them. Amiko moved around and began healing Mongoose and himself so I felt rejected and I was a little saddy sad.
Even though I felt saddy sad, I decided that I would keep griefing them because I was bored and me and my thief friend were just having some good laughs on Skypie anyway. AND THEN IT HAPPENED. One of the characters jumped off their frenzied osterd giving me the chance to EQ them and make the osterd go bananas, because the shit is bananas, M O N G O O S E.
Mongoose Bo Bongoose Banana Fana Fo Fongoose Fe Fi Mo Mongoose... MONGOOSE!!!!! WEEE YEAH.
After he died either from my Meteor Swarm on the side foundation or from the Osterd itself, is irrelevant, it was entertaining and most comical. We decided to keep messing with them and see if we could coax them to come outside and chase me around a bit, giving ample time for my thief friend to slip inside.
SO, a Chaos member showed up by the name of Dredalaye. I started Eqing him while my thief friend was next to the door in hopes he would come out chasing after me. Unfortunately, for the first ten minutes he would only open the door and call me the n word plus lips at the end, as if people don't say that 24-7. I thought to myself, I hoped he would try to insult me with a more original approach, but I realized that we were dealing with a dummy. When dealing with dummy's the best thing to do is use their arrogance against them. Thus, I kept messing with him and EQing him until he opened the doors, came after me, and left them WIDE OPEN. Which was good because my thief friend (Mrs. Buttersworth) could then sneak in the L-Shape.
We thought, since this was Mongoose's place, that after he finished chasing me, in which i just ran around like an idiot allowing my friend enough time to get in there, that he would return to the L-Shape AND DETECT HIDDEN. But he failed to that because he thought no one could possibly be tricksie enough to get by him. But we did. Now, their L-Shape was obviously locked down with excellent security and there was no chance of us stealing anything. So, we had to decide what to do next. Well, after Dredalaye was tired of messing and hurling unoriginal and cliche insults at me, he removed his trash can, and went back to his secure side. I waited a few minutes and EQed him twice again down to 4percent of his life, and he didn't move, so my thief friend used Energy Bolt and wasted his ass from inside his own L-Shape. It was a perfect end to a wonderful evening of entertainment. I want to give thanks all around.
I give thanks for Mongoose and his TG crew for being seasoned veterans that don't do detect hidden every time they go in their L-Shape and for having idiotic guild members that die in their L-Shape against a bunch of raggedy thieves like us from the Buttersworth Gang, it is true we are no CA, but we have our moments. From the Keep Looting of Zeddmore to this, we have learned that most people are dummies. Don't be dummies like them, and don't let yourself be tricksied
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