The Great Battle of Bagged Milk/The Death of Hemperor

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The Great Battle of Bagged Milk/The Death of Hemperor

Post by Roser »

As most of you know, Hemperor does not play here any more. This is because I killed him.

In a world where bagged milk is so precious, there can only be one worthy enough to suckle on the plastic teat of pasteurized greatness. That one is definitely me and not Hemperor.

Matron De Winter has agreed to broker this deal as Hemperor and I are putting up our lifetime supply of bagged milk.

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And now you may all witness the death of Hemperor at the hands of his fellow Moose Wrangler, Rose.

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Post by Boondock_Saint »

I knew of the no guard zone. Get good Rose. :-)
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Your evidence is false. I'm not a Chinese.

Hemperor still lives.

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Post by chumbucket »

Long live Hemperor. May he always reign in a field of bags of milk and Ron Paul buttons.

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Remove an E and add an A to his name and he would be Hamperor. He would be the master of holding our dirty clothes.
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