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Capitalist
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As I made my rounds through the terrifying seas of Brittania, I noticed a beautifully decorated home. At once, I knew that I recollected this home and identified it as the flirting female of NEW, Tara! In my admiration of her copied decorating skills, I went to envy her works. Shortly after, I found out that not only had she been such a gracious bagged milk sucking Canadian and left the door open, but she left the entire house open for public access. What a lady!

Of course I took action and immediately invited my friends to peek around!

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As a seeker of all that is beautiful, I feel it would be disrespect to my beloved community of voyeurs to not share the beautiful decoration.

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However, as sophisticated and glorious as I perceived the decoration to be, I felt like I had to contribute. Lucky for me, she already had a bunch of dyed furniture and items around! I tell you, what a gal.

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I jest not with you about my fine expertise my friends. In my search of more furniture I happened to find some things that someone so dedicated to the pursuit of altruism should never have had to begin with! So, I did what any good person would do. I took her rares, reagents, armor, and weapons and promptly donated them to West Britain Bank's roof. I didn't have the foresight unfortunately to take any printable photos, as it was completely necessary to realize the dire need the roof had for her items. I do however have one screenshot, because why not?

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In total, West Britain Bank roof today saw 33-38k of each reagent, force, power, and vanquishing halberds, endless amounts of kegs, rares that I happened to nab from her secures (shh don't tell anyone), and an unbelievably adorable holiday trinket that is a chocolate Easter bunny.

Fear not ladies and gentleman, I understand that she is the Anna Nicole Smith version of Mother Teresa for these lands. I could never, ever have been disrespectful enough to not leave her a note of my gratitude.

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Until next time, stay safe Brittanians!
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She is an excellent host from the looks of things!
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I have to agree, I was astonished.
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Priceless. Wish I had been playing to experience your generosity :) Great break in story!

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I laugh... until it happens to me. :lol:

Did something similar happen again on 05/11? I ask because WBB roof was riddled with several force/power weps and very low end 'rares' (e.g., paint/brushes, wire, etc).

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I trash bombed someones house with a bunch of stuff on 5/11 that included items like that. It could have easily just been dropped/chopped on WBB roof as a result.
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Capitalist wrote: In total, West Britain Bank roof today saw 33-38k of each reagent, force, power, and vanquishing halberds, endless amounts of kegs, rares that I happened to nab from her secures (shh don't tell anyone), and an unbelievably adorable holiday trinket that is a chocolate Easter bunny.
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Wow, owned.

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