The Adventures of Tyrone Biggums (The Lesbian Episode)

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The Adventures of Tyrone Biggums (The Lesbian Episode)

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Let me preface this story by saying I have held on to this for over a year because I couldn't decide if it would be wrong for me to post this intimate affair, but the time has come. I don't know if these people still even play, and if they are offended, well sorry. :P

It all started one day when I woke up and realized I had smoked all of my rocks the night before, so I set out to try and score some more crack to smoke. From my experience I have found the best way is to sneak around and look at what people have and if I want it I take it. Sometimes I get away, sometimes I don't. This particular fine evening I found myself wandering around in the city of Skara Brae when I stumbled upon two fine ladies (Nina and Miller Light) in a secluded room. One of them was naked! I thought, they may be trying to hide something in there, maybe even some crack?? So I stealth my way in the room unnoticed and let me tell you what I saw:

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I quickly realized they were having a very intimate conversation, so I decided to wait on taking a look in their bags to just see if I could see any action.

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This was getting good, I had to take a seat! Nina starts to pace the room, I wonder if she thought they may have company? They did! :lol:


The conversation began to turn towards "last night". What did I miss?


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Oh, Cherries and Whipped Cream aye? I thought I smelled something dirty in this room.
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This was about the extent of what I witnessed but they must have really been going at it the night before. And of course the only way for them to end the conversation:
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I guess the real question is, what kind of person is behind that character? Are they both men? Both Women? 1 of each? Who knows! I just thought this was too good not to share! In the end I didn't get the rocks I was looking for but I did get an entertaining show!
I smoke rocks!!!

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I smoke rocks!!!

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lol miller is a dude i believe

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Tyrone Biggums,
Just so you know, Miller Light is a dude. I am Miller Light. sorry to dissapoint you on your wanting some Lesbo action. Maybe next time you will find it

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janicki wrote:Tyrone Biggums,
Just so you know, Miller Light is a very desperate dude. I am Miller Light and I am desperate for pixel lovin'. sorry to dissapoint you on your wanting some Lesbo action. Maybe next time you will find it
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Miller Light is Crystalline's son (NHG leader). Nina is a 40 something who quit when Eric, her, and like 8 other *F* were practicing "field fights" with 25 vanqs and charged hallies outside of Minoc. When news was heard of this, 2 others and I went out there and killed 6 of them. She quit because she lost a power + DB hally or something. Either way, it's a she. Eric has come back and re-quit twice after that episode, but it's good to know that she came back after half a year too.
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"Where'd you think I got this suit?"


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