Artur: The Town Donkey
Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2014 5:28 am
I've recently had some rifts with this fine Portugese gentleman. He seems to believe that he's the best player on the server, and I'm not willing to believe that anyone is better than Downs. Thus, staying in character with my honorable avenues of protecting the integrity UOSA has so vastly procured, I took it upon myself to let him know that there are some things he'll simply never understand.
(for your listening pleasures whilst reading this tale: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwNuQulK6N0)
His rebuttal to these testaments? Luck! Why then I showed him, if I remember correctly, 214 screenshots of his 1v1 and 2v2 deaths. I asked him for one of mine. Being an honest lad, he proclaimed that he had none. But! He then stated that I cannot kill his dexxer. This is where things get interesting.
One of my oh so foolish comrades left the back door of his public tower unlocked on the bright and lovely day, the 7th of October. Unfortunately for him, Artur had been paying attention to his activities because he wanted to attack me in a way that wasn't direct, since that doesn't exactly turn out well for him. Needless to say, my poor friend has now endured the loss of his life savings of reagents. That amount would be 15,000 of each reagent. There were a few other worthwhile pixels in that back room, but that's not important.
Now when I heard the news of these activities, I must say I was appalled. This thief hath no skill nor virtue! For he had stolen from an old leader of NEW, and great contributor to this Second Age; axejunkie. I swore revenge at once!
The results of today follow:
Sir, I believe this is your dexxer. Thank you for the supremely accurate spear of vanquishing, 4 charged weapons, reflect, teleport, and invisibility charges. You're quite a handsome man naked, I'll admit it openly.
Whilst checking around Dagger Island, I stumbled upon his house. What would I find here? I know, it's killing you. Well, I found his unique storage holding ability desire thingy? Long story short, he keeps chests, wooden boxes, crates, and large crates inside of pouches and bags on the edge of his patio. The gentleman I am, I figured I'd help this man of no honor decorate.
He report mi to GM!!!!!! halp!!! GM mi pouch bad plz ban!!!! Vega krazyzzy!
In the process however, I must concede defeat in some way. He did kill my 50 strength alt like a champ.
Poor guy. He never saw it coming. But, being the donkey that Artur is, he let me redeem poor little Vega's life. I simply was gating Vega out to resurrect him when Artur hopped the gate. Artur hopped the gate grey. Artur then recalled out, still grey. I can type a lot of words here to make it seem funny because he went back to the same house I had been hanging out at for a while, andddd still grey. Let's see the picture!
Thanks buddy! I've always wanted an exceedingly accurate katana of vanquishing.
Ladies and gentleman, I urge you to please be patient. There is in fact a followup to this tale, and I promise to not disappoint. Alright, alright I can't hold back that much. Let's just say this screenshot and every blue character I have will point you in the right direction.
How long does it take to make a GM tamer again?
Until next time,
Stay safe Brittanians!
(for your listening pleasures whilst reading this tale: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwNuQulK6N0)
His rebuttal to these testaments? Luck! Why then I showed him, if I remember correctly, 214 screenshots of his 1v1 and 2v2 deaths. I asked him for one of mine. Being an honest lad, he proclaimed that he had none. But! He then stated that I cannot kill his dexxer. This is where things get interesting.
One of my oh so foolish comrades left the back door of his public tower unlocked on the bright and lovely day, the 7th of October. Unfortunately for him, Artur had been paying attention to his activities because he wanted to attack me in a way that wasn't direct, since that doesn't exactly turn out well for him. Needless to say, my poor friend has now endured the loss of his life savings of reagents. That amount would be 15,000 of each reagent. There were a few other worthwhile pixels in that back room, but that's not important.
Now when I heard the news of these activities, I must say I was appalled. This thief hath no skill nor virtue! For he had stolen from an old leader of NEW, and great contributor to this Second Age; axejunkie. I swore revenge at once!
The results of today follow:
Sir, I believe this is your dexxer. Thank you for the supremely accurate spear of vanquishing, 4 charged weapons, reflect, teleport, and invisibility charges. You're quite a handsome man naked, I'll admit it openly.
Whilst checking around Dagger Island, I stumbled upon his house. What would I find here? I know, it's killing you. Well, I found his unique storage holding ability desire thingy? Long story short, he keeps chests, wooden boxes, crates, and large crates inside of pouches and bags on the edge of his patio. The gentleman I am, I figured I'd help this man of no honor decorate.
He report mi to GM!!!!!! halp!!! GM mi pouch bad plz ban!!!! Vega krazyzzy!
In the process however, I must concede defeat in some way. He did kill my 50 strength alt like a champ.
Poor guy. He never saw it coming. But, being the donkey that Artur is, he let me redeem poor little Vega's life. I simply was gating Vega out to resurrect him when Artur hopped the gate. Artur hopped the gate grey. Artur then recalled out, still grey. I can type a lot of words here to make it seem funny because he went back to the same house I had been hanging out at for a while, andddd still grey. Let's see the picture!
Thanks buddy! I've always wanted an exceedingly accurate katana of vanquishing.
Ladies and gentleman, I urge you to please be patient. There is in fact a followup to this tale, and I promise to not disappoint. Alright, alright I can't hold back that much. Let's just say this screenshot and every blue character I have will point you in the right direction.
How long does it take to make a GM tamer again?
Until next time,
Stay safe Brittanians!
