Artur: The Out of Town Jackass
Posted: Fri Jan 02, 2015 8:54 am
Whilst meandering about Dagger Isle in search of adventure and to fulfill my sightseeing hobby I noticed a suspicious looking man standing on the stoops of the beautiful castle Winterfell. Given my spare time, I had to investigate.
What I found was that the house was crumbling and that albewan Stark had long been beheaded! Rumors of Cattie B having betray her loyal son were spread throughout the kingdoms, but I had not believed it until I saw the vicious, the monstrous, the amazing Artur himself strewing about!
I quickly sent IRC pigeons to leave notes in attempt of fetching my friends and peers for all to see. Luckily for me, these were racing pigeons jacked up on horse supplements. For I have in fact encountered this treacherous Portuguese legend before, as witnessed here: viewtopic.php?f=38&t=60414
The man is a thief! He was strumming some type of instrument whilst attempting to steal my tree!
Being the fair man I am, I offered Artur a fair chance to leave these grounds so I could reclaim the Stark families honor once again.
For not my sins to be considered, he did not listen.
This thief, he had an army behind him! Armed men wielding weapons of Myr's magic spells bombarded me to defend myself and Stand My Ground!
Artur go boom
and again
that's right...
again
baby fall down
Gone baby
He even tried to steal from our houses!
I believe the point has been made, so I leave you with this.
Biggest finds of gems hidden within Winterfell's vaults thus far: 1,300 silver in eagle form, 41 plants and 300,000 of each reg.
T'was my privilege to defend albewan Stark after death and to wish him a peaceful after life. If nothing more, he can have a chuckle with the Gods at this.
He srudi he putch all days guys.
It truly was a delight to see a day where Artur didn't recall from me on sight. Is it because he built a small fort outside of Winterfell? Possibly. I'm not a philosopher, just a sightseer and hobby enthusiast.
Until next time where Artur shows us his rolling over trick!
What I found was that the house was crumbling and that albewan Stark had long been beheaded! Rumors of Cattie B having betray her loyal son were spread throughout the kingdoms, but I had not believed it until I saw the vicious, the monstrous, the amazing Artur himself strewing about!
I quickly sent IRC pigeons to leave notes in attempt of fetching my friends and peers for all to see. Luckily for me, these were racing pigeons jacked up on horse supplements. For I have in fact encountered this treacherous Portuguese legend before, as witnessed here: viewtopic.php?f=38&t=60414
The man is a thief! He was strumming some type of instrument whilst attempting to steal my tree!
Being the fair man I am, I offered Artur a fair chance to leave these grounds so I could reclaim the Stark families honor once again.
For not my sins to be considered, he did not listen.
This thief, he had an army behind him! Armed men wielding weapons of Myr's magic spells bombarded me to defend myself and Stand My Ground!
Artur go boom
and again
that's right...
again
baby fall down
Gone baby
He even tried to steal from our houses!
I believe the point has been made, so I leave you with this.
Biggest finds of gems hidden within Winterfell's vaults thus far: 1,300 silver in eagle form, 41 plants and 300,000 of each reg.
T'was my privilege to defend albewan Stark after death and to wish him a peaceful after life. If nothing more, he can have a chuckle with the Gods at this.
He srudi he putch all days guys.
It truly was a delight to see a day where Artur didn't recall from me on sight. Is it because he built a small fort outside of Winterfell? Possibly. I'm not a philosopher, just a sightseer and hobby enthusiast.
Until next time where Artur shows us his rolling over trick!