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 Post subject: Attack On Trammel!!!!one
PostPosted: Sun Jan 17, 2016 9:28 pm 
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Being a proprietor and purveyor of all things good and altruistic, adventure inclusive, our beloved Vega wandered the lands of Sosaria. Venturing into Trammel and notwithstanding the rules represented by such, I stumbled upon a very near and dear friend. Said friend informed me that my adventure would not be unpaid, and sought to bring me to a house that they had unlocked on the outskirts of an unknown place in Trammel named "Yew". Generously, I graced them with my joyful and cheery presence.

Soon I found out that my adventure's resolve would lead us to a known trammelite and pixel hoarder, one whom leads a clan of lumberjacks and tree huggers (fear not, it confuses me as well). Said resource gatherer is known as "Doogie". He's a fierce slayer of harmless, otherwise peaceful dungeon monsters, and also a horrible sheep torturing machine ( viewtopic.php?f=38&t=58465 ).

'Twas to my surprise that said friend's stories were true. Being of nobility in the lands of Sosaria, my altruism met no ends when dealing with this Trammel scum!

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Soon, my keen observation noticed a critical and dire situation. This monster called this decoration! These poor fish were held captive. It was only mercy!

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Having taken the goods of gross abuses from this trammelites home to return to the suffering men and women of Sosaria, I figured my duty representing the good of the world was finished.

No! No it wasn't! This wicked, cruel monster, and behemoth freak stuck his blue beast on what can only be assumed a murderer of many grey or red freedom fighters of valor. Fortunately, I am wise of the twisted actions of trammelites. I'm also swift and indubious in situations of defense.

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My guidance of good in a world full of Trammel and murder would be simply to reciprocate equally or with greater force the unfair, and confused hate against you.

Until next time, stay safe Brittanians!

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Vega for me you are just exploiting the uosa system with your vanq charged spellreflect recall invis pink boobi pvp trammel style which never existed on osi, so stfu.

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 Post subject: Re: Attack On Trammel!!!!one
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 Post subject: Re: Attack On Trammel!!!!one
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!!!!!11111oneoneoneoneone

TRAMMEL HAS RETALIATED! PROGRESS AT... oh wait

Minding my own business, checking the runes marked throughout trammel that were escorted so endearingly out of Doogie's home, I run into a fine gentleman who literally harmed me! An Mani! Well, I sure as heck darn garsh golly gee harmed him back for his retaliation to NIP's exposure of exploits and abuses!

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My tasks seemed complete until another one of NIP's horrible characters attacked me!

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Now, again with duty and integrity in my hands to fulfill, I went to decorate Sosaria with the goods of his home. But of course not, the evildoer and villain Doogie is, he of course showed up. Rude, inconsiderate, I'm over it okay.

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They attempted to gank me with white wyrms AND three players!

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Well, these blue and treasonous so called dungeon dwellers needed to be treated like all those who would commit treason against Sosaria. Ded. D E D, DED.

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Alas! Doogie hath come to save his treacherous goons and goblins on his primary Trammel murderer!

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Naughty naughty, the good and pure never fail. However, back to the slaughter of said "so called dungeon dwellers"!

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HAHA!!!! I thought to myself as I basked in the victory of altruism and Sosarian protection!

Well, "an accurate war fork of ghoul's touch and vanquishing (22)" had a different idea of how justice should be dished out.

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Unfortunately, I am committed to my cause. There shall be no Trammel injustice oppressed upon the good and kind souls of Sosaria.

Surely this was all. For I hath layith, and I hath dishithed!

And just to think I had claimed to be wise to the ways of trammelites. Albeit, I remain indubious.

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Here I am, stunned in amazement that this gentleman hath brought 48 so called dungeon dwellers to slay the innocence I have been attempting to display for Sosaria.

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Joe even left rehab to come and project her Trammel ways unto me!

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Fear not Brittanians, the hardest fight had yet to come. I was tasked with the slaying of these 48 foul beasts, and one highly decorated, reflect and charged weapon wielding trammelite.

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I truly wish I could have freed these foul, confused, and manipulated beasts back into their natural environment. Albeit, I must stay true to the cause.

Until next time, stay safe Brittanians!

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Vega for me you are just exploiting the uosa system with your vanq charged spellreflect recall invis pink boobi pvp trammel style which never existed on osi, so stfu.

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Be fair. Love him or hate him, this was entertaining from start to finish. Gives everyone whacked tonight incentive to hunt him down and write their own story, right?

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How masterly done mr Vega! How jolly is not the fish due to their release? And the dragons, clearly, such beasts could never be fully restored after imprisonment. Sadly, but truly, there was no other alternative but to put an end to their misery. Just look at the disgraceful names having been forced upon these great beasts, "Kitty"! Like they would be small cats! And they all have the same names, probably the oldest trick in the book to erase the individuality of prisoners!

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I am a mercenary for hire... pay me and I"ll take care of your vega problem.

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Warm kitty, soft kitty, little ball of furrrrr!!!!!!!!!

Happy kitty sleepy kitty, purr, purr purr! RIP Kitty's


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Whilst roaming the lands and handing out pretty flowers to children, I hath run into the evildoer "Doogie" once again. I proposed to him a simple question: What shall thou do about thy lost beasts? His response? Well, trivial as most evil men's are. "What am I going to do cry?" Ha! Save your tears little angry man!

Shortly after this encounter I snuck my character "Vega" into trammel to explore and see if Sosaria had any threats against it. But of course, these sneaky and malicious trammelites did in fact have plans to destroy the good and holy Sosaria. I found one "Doogie" and 16 of his beasts once again. But now, now you will witness what kind of monsters and atrocious beings these trammelites are. For I hath stolen these fine beasts in order to quell and suppress their angst and longing anxiety. It was the most merciful thing I could ponder.

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These sixteen beasts were numbered! NUMBERED I SAY! SLAVERY!!!!!!! (Brules you being a member of $$$, and we know your guys obsession with numbering beautiful creatures, are not allowed to comment here)

Until next time, stay safe Brittanians.

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Vega for me you are just exploiting the uosa system with your vanq charged spellreflect recall invis pink boobi pvp trammel style which never existed on osi, so stfu.

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holy shit....

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The evil Doogie hath progressed further into Trammel to hide from the seeker of justice, Vega! He destroyed his own home!

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Worry not young Sosarians, Vega wielded his anti-Trammel magic and found the elusive and dangerous "Doogie".

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Until next time, stay safe Brittanians!

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Vega for me you are just exploiting the uosa system with your vanq charged spellreflect recall invis pink boobi pvp trammel style which never existed on osi, so stfu.

Jakob wrote:
Regardless of douchebag, fair player or Vega.


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How did the NPC die?

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I figured a picture book would be simple enough for you. I'm sorry for not thinking it through.

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Vega for me you are just exploiting the uosa system with your vanq charged spellreflect recall invis pink boobi pvp trammel style which never existed on osi, so stfu.

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