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Pantless Escort

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REPORTED ISSUE: Escort Without Pants

ISSUE DETAILS: Spotted an NPC escort ("The Fair Zaid the merchant") in Moonglow... without pants. (See attached screenshot.)

ENVIRONMENT DETAILS: T2A client patched to 5.0.8.3.

STEPS TO RECREATE: Watch for pantless escorts.

EXPECTED RESULTS: Pants.

DATE REPORTED: 2009-10-12

STATUS: Open

DATE STATUS CHANGED:
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Re: Pantless Escort

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Best...

Bug report...

EVAR!!!

Teg wrote:REPORTED ISSUE: Escort Without Pants
Issue, my foot! That sounds like a fun saturday night to me!
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Teg wrote: STEPS TO RECREATE: Watch for pantless escorts.
EXPECTED RESULTS: Pants.
By the way. Can someone PLEASE make this this their forums sig???
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Re: Pantless Escort

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is it a possibility somone used this escort to train up their skills (hitting him) and the pants broke?
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So... you're saying other people would "hit that."
And that would lead to the escort not wearing pants.

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that is exactly waht im saying!
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Duke Jones wrote:Best...

Bug report...

EVAR!!!
Before I scrolled down to see your reply, this was going to be mine as well
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Re: Pantless Escort

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someone prolly hired it, removed its clothing, and left it. kinda weird but wouldnt doubt it with some of the people here.
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Re: Pantless Escort

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So FYI, I've seen two more no-pants escorts, and they were also wearing thigh boots.
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Re: Pantless Escort

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i have seen one but was near somone macroing in house a melee skill

edit .. was a palaidan . i know i didn't spell it right .
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Re: Pantless Escort

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Found right outside moonglow.
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apparently it's a new Moonglow policy for escorts set by the $$$ tyrants
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Re: Pantless Escort

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Hemperor wrote:apparently it's a new Moonglow policy for escorts set by the $$$ tyrants

Well... they are escorts after all ;)
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Re: Pantless Escort

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EXPECTED RESULTS: Pants.
That cracks me up.
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Re: Pantless Escort

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When you can't pay your taxes $$$ will take the shirt and pants off your back.. lol jk
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