I call for a charity collection to fulfill one of Franz Pfniffel's life goals: the gathering of gold to purchase a clothing bless deed so that I may bless one of Britannia's very finest clothing pieces. In these times of confusion, it is crucial to stand up against the depravity where men and women grant eternal life to pitiful, poor man clothing such as sandals and barbaric things such as deer masks. What I strive to bless is something worthy the very courtroom of our beloved king Lord British, something to wear proudly, gracefully and not to forget, jestfully, for all eternity, my honored ladies and gentlemen, I present to thee, the jester's hat.
With thy contribution thee will ensure the further spread of this magnificent type of clothing, in which all of Britannia may rejoice. Think of it, the jester's head wear is very much like a bow tie. It's hard to conceal a smile when you see someone wear it. Now, contribute to this noble deed and ensure the jester hat revolution!
This will surely be rewarding for all citizens, in many ways! Think of the joy a jester's hat may stir in the inner quarters of thy soul. Also, as an extra bonus Franz Pfniffel will no more have to withdraw 31 gold pennies to buy a new hat everytime he looses it (for mysterious reasons).
I know, some of thee may which to donate all thee own for this noble cause, but please, be reasonable and think of thy husband/wife and children as well.
This charity will continue for all eternity. We at the office hope that the Britannian citizens will answer the call. Gifts are given by posting the amount thee wisheth to give and later on it's collected in game. All charity contributions will be stored in the Franz Pfniffel Jester Hat Fund.
P.S. And no, I shalt not reveal the hidden spawn for the Lollipop of Doom or the Balloon of Enticement. D.S.
