Don't Be A Miller Haiku Contest

chumbucket · **Posted:** Sat Mar 20, 2010 11:33 am

You know this person: He runs his stat red in to the guardzone. He can't stay hidden when attempting to surprise victims. He even goes afk next to a mare on his stat red. And you know the lesson he has taught: Don't be a Miller.

50k to the best Miller haiku! Contest ends at some point or other in the near future!

chumbucket · **Posted:** Sat Mar 20, 2010 11:35 am

To start things off:

Running for the loot.
"Thou wilt regret thine actions..."
Don't be a Miller.

uofuntime · **Joined:** Thu Feb 04, 2010 12:53 am **Posts:** 630

miller why you run
to the guard zone babycakes?
you will be guard whacked.

Donk · **Joined:** Tue Mar 16, 2010 10:25 pm **Posts:** 104

I don't know this guy,
Sounds like he's a bad PK,
Bet he'd still kill me.

applejack · **Posted:** Sat Mar 20, 2010 11:45 am

Stay still god damn it!
No no don't go over there!
Stay still god damn it!

applejack · **Posted:** Sat Mar 20, 2010 12:50 pm

Let's go to Bigouds
Vas Rel Por, set target Brules
Miller wtf?!?!

Phallax · **Joined:** Sun Jul 12, 2009 7:18 pm **Posts:** 187

Laying Down Boxes
Only Noobs Will Open Them
SHIT! I Opened One.

MatronDeWinter · **Posted:** Sun Mar 21, 2010 6:18 pm

Code:

Miller is in charge
Troops are gathered and ready
Gating into town

Code:

Miller loots in town
It's hard to pk now with
80 percent of skills

Code:

Bounty board is high
but it comes to an end, mare
AFK in house

Downs · **Joined:** Tue Feb 03, 2009 3:34 pm **Posts:** 4100

Dagon has been killed
Hey guys I'll loot this one
Miller NO - unnngggg

Phallax · **Joined:** Sun Jul 12, 2009 7:18 pm **Posts:** 187

This Noob Doesnt Know
In Vas Mani Will Save Me
Fizzle, FML

Pacifico · **Joined:** Sun Jul 12, 2009 12:55 am **Posts:** 713

Heads up, nightmare loose!
You ran the wrong way, Miller.
Just like into guards.

Hicha · **Posted:** Mon Mar 22, 2010 9:03 am

They won't notice me
Breaking stealth to loot these regs.
Humiliation.

Millerisfuntoplay · **Joined:** Thu Aug 06, 2009 2:03 am **Posts:** 1575

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