Don't Be A Miller Haiku Contest

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Don't Be A Miller Haiku Contest

Post by chumbucket »

You know this person: He runs his stat red in to the guardzone. He can't stay hidden when attempting to surprise victims. He even goes afk next to a mare on his stat red. And you know the lesson he has taught: Don't be a Miller.

50k to the best Miller haiku! Contest ends at some point or other in the near future!

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Re: Don't Be A Miller Haiku Contest

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To start things off:

Running for the loot.
"Thou wilt regret thine actions..."
Don't be a Miller.

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Re: Don't Be A Miller Haiku Contest

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miller why you run
to the guard zone babycakes?
you will be guard whacked.

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Re: Don't Be A Miller Haiku Contest

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I don't know this guy,
Sounds like he's a bad PK,
Bet he'd still kill me.
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Re: Don't Be A Miller Haiku Contest

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Stay still god damn it!
No no don't go over there!
Stay still god damn it!
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Let's go to Bigouds
Vas Rel Por, set target Brules
Miller wtf?!?!
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Re: Don't Be A Miller Haiku Contest

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Laying Down Boxes
Only Noobs Will Open Them
SHIT! I Opened One.

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Re: Don't Be A Miller Haiku Contest

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Miller is in charge
Troops are gathered and ready
Gating into town

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Miller loots in town
It's hard to pk now with
80 percent of skills

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Bounty board is high
but it comes to an end, mare
AFK in house

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Re: Don't Be A Miller Haiku Contest

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Dagon has been killed
Hey guys I'll loot this one
Miller NO - unnngggg
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Re: Don't Be A Miller Haiku Contest

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This Noob Doesnt Know
In Vas Mani Will Save Me
Fizzle, FML

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Re: Don't Be A Miller Haiku Contest

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Heads up, nightmare loose!
You ran the wrong way, Miller.
Just like into guards.

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Re: Don't Be A Miller Haiku Contest

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They won't notice me
Breaking stealth to loot these regs.
Humiliation.
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Re: Don't Be A Miller Haiku Contest

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