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Don't Be A Miller Haiku Contest

Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 11:33 am
by chumbucket
You know this person: He runs his stat red in to the guardzone. He can't stay hidden when attempting to surprise victims. He even goes afk next to a mare on his stat red. And you know the lesson he has taught: Don't be a Miller.

50k to the best Miller haiku! Contest ends at some point or other in the near future!

Re: Don't Be A Miller Haiku Contest

Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 11:35 am
by chumbucket
To start things off:

Running for the loot.
"Thou wilt regret thine actions..."
Don't be a Miller.

Re: Don't Be A Miller Haiku Contest

Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 11:37 am
by uofuntime
miller why you run
to the guard zone babycakes?
you will be guard whacked.

Re: Don't Be A Miller Haiku Contest

Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 11:40 am
by Donk
I don't know this guy,
Sounds like he's a bad PK,
Bet he'd still kill me.

Re: Don't Be A Miller Haiku Contest

Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 11:45 am
by applejack
Stay still god damn it!
No no don't go over there!
Stay still god damn it!

Re: Don't Be A Miller Haiku Contest

Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 12:50 pm
by applejack
Let's go to Bigouds
Vas Rel Por, set target Brules
Miller wtf?!?!

Re: Don't Be A Miller Haiku Contest

Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 4:44 pm
by Phallax
Laying Down Boxes
Only Noobs Will Open Them
SHIT! I Opened One.

Re: Don't Be A Miller Haiku Contest

Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 6:18 pm
by MatronDeWinter

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Miller is in charge
Troops are gathered and ready
Gating into town

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Miller loots in town
It's hard to pk now with
80 percent of skills

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Bounty board is high
but it comes to an end, mare
AFK in house

Re: Don't Be A Miller Haiku Contest

Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 9:07 pm
by Downs
Dagon has been killed
Hey guys I'll loot this one
Miller NO - unnngggg

Re: Don't Be A Miller Haiku Contest

Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 10:28 pm
by Phallax
This Noob Doesnt Know
In Vas Mani Will Save Me
Fizzle, FML

Re: Don't Be A Miller Haiku Contest

Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2010 10:58 pm
by Pacifico
Heads up, nightmare loose!
You ran the wrong way, Miller.
Just like into guards.

Re: Don't Be A Miller Haiku Contest

Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2010 9:03 am
by Hicha
They won't notice me
Breaking stealth to loot these regs.
Humiliation.

Re: Don't Be A Miller Haiku Contest

Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 1:38 am
by Millerisfuntoplay
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