chumbucket's Tales of Adventure: Short Edition #2

[chumbucket]

I logged in. I stole a ship key from Sandor Clegane. I recalled off it. I docked the boat. I returned to the scene of the crime with a deal. Or, as I preferred to think of it, a lesson from experience. He gets the boat back if he does two things. First, he must never carry ship keys in his pack at the bank again. Second, he must say "I R NEW SHP PLS." He refused. I kept the ship. Later, he gave me a book. It reads (down to the word) as follows:

chumbucket

By Sandor Clegane

cock, thanks for ruining the game for a new player.

love sandor

[chumbucket]

I R NEW SHP PLS

[niqeo]

YAY!

I R NEW SKILLZ PLZ!