House Security with N-S: Four Simple Lessons

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Nadia
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House Security with N-S: Four Simple Lessons

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Lesson 1: repeatedly chanting "i ban thee" as a catch-all security measure when you gate to West Britain Bank from inside your castle doesn't quite cut it.

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Lesson 2: when you do bother to make the extra effort and ensure no "Sneak-r's" have gotten into your home, actually try to take notice of them before they rehide. (This advice went unheeded multiple times).

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Lesson 3: lock down your nice containers.

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Lesson 4: don't leave copious amounts of reagents out and about in an unsecured locked chest for the taking.

(there is a fifth lesson that I might share with you in-game if you ask me :))

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Vhyx
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In before several UO Rules are invoked by the retards at N-S.
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RoadKill wrote: "cA" is a guild of trickery, thieves and explosives so be wary around them.
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Gotta love UO

Great tale sir!
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Awesome well done

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Malaikat
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How hard is it to not gate from secured locations in a house? My mind can't even process the N-S level of stupid. It's like a guild prerequisite to be a brain-dead simian.
Save yourself the shame and embarrassment and just assume that if you can't understand me...you're the one who's retarded.
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Downs
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Apparently it is a lot more difficult to secure your house than it is to design a swastika flag on the roof of your castle/keep.

N-S makes me feel like im good at pvp when i fight them
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RoadKill wrote: "cA" is a guild of trickery, thieves and explosives so be wary around them.
The New Yew Bank Mall! Don't bother shopping anwhere else!
cA's Database of Adventures!!!

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Swill Bag
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lol you guys realize your robbing the same n-s member everytime, hes always hopelessly stoned and fighting with his girlfriend when he plays
id just like to add that I've never been robbed

have a nice day!
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Re: House Security with N-S: Four Simple Lessons

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You all will never extinguish N-S guild no matter how hard you try.

We Know we are the most hated guild in uosa.

your trash talk will only fuel the flame .

are guild is 100% trusted among members and all outsiders are always dealt with excecution style.

keep the trash talk coming to fuel the flame

you all have no idea that one day. N-S will rule the shard and surpass the test of time.

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Vhyx
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sircharlestha3rd wrote:
We Know we are the most ridiculed guild on uosa.

Edited to create an accurate statement.
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