Greetings Citizen! I'm Clark Kent, chief editor of The Daily Planet! I'd like to welcome you all to this weeks exciting feature edition. This week, we have been invited into the heart of the association known only as the "Kingdom of Britannia Public Ordinance Enforcement Committee." This team of dedicated citizens devote their skills to the well being of the fellow citizens of Britannia, as well as Sosaria as a whole--according to their charter, as recited by their spokesman who had the following to comment:
"Greetings Citizen! I'm Clark Kent, liaison of the Kingdom of Britannia Public Ordinance Enforcement Committee!
I'd like to welcome you all to this weeks exciting documentary. This week, I have invited the Daily Planet to ride along with us as we demonstrate what we're all about! Our team of dedicated citizens have devoted their skills to the well being of the fellow citizens of Britannia, as well as Sosaria as a whole."
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After my meeting with this KBPOEC spokesperson and his reciting of his somewhat delusional diatribe, he had pressing business to attend to, but scheduled for me to meet with some of his associates in Vesper later in the week. I myself had pressing business to attend to as well, and just as I was about to get my affairs in order and head out the door, I was greeted by a frantic knock at my door. We were not currently open for office hours, but this man seemed in urgent need of aide. He introduced himself as Gatsu and recounted a tail of home invasion by the infamous Little Dirty. This news caught my attention, as I had just come across a gentleman answering hails to that same name just one evening prior. I remember exactly how the moment went down--unfortunately my photographer wasn't available to photograph this event--It was evening time in Skara Brae, and I came across a gentleman overburdened by a bag stuffed to the brim with glowing weapons and armor. I of course, was immediately suspicious of this individual and asked him in the name of the KBPOEC that he show documentation for such a large armory. Instead of replying, he tactlessly hurled insults and hastened his pace! In disbelief, I acted quickly and forcedly demanded that he hand over his runebooks to me as collateral to show documents proving ownership of previously mentioned items within a timely manor (as per P.O. dc7-y, article IV). Well apparently (as was evident from Little Dirty's failure to appear at the Skara Brae guard barracks later that evening), Little Dirty, according to this man Gatsu, did not, in fact, have proper ownership over that small arsonal of weaponary--it was, in fact, Gatsu's (who did have proper documents, mind you) and that he had been a victim of home invasion by Little Dirty! Gatsu had managed to (through underworld contacts, no doubt) procure the whereabouts of nearly all of his stolen goods, and managed to track down his lost runebooks to the humble KBPOEC. The KBPOEC spokesperson (who wished to remain anonymous and refused to identify the enforcer pictured) provided the following images of this noble bounty hunt:
We here at the Daily Planet commend both the KBPOEC's vigilance as well as Gatsu's heroic effort to reclaim what was rightfully his! With the rash of home invasions recently, the KBPOEC had the following tip to share with our readers:
