UO Second Age

wow I just read this whole thread, and I have to say....
chumbucket, you've outdone yourself.

Also, I have to say, do these people realise that when they call you cumbucket or scumbucket, they are not funny or original at all?

Fixed for you:

Mr.T wrote:Also, I have to say, do these people realise that when they pretend they are a 1980's, b-rated television star, they are not funny or original at all?

BACK AND READY FOR SCREENSHOT ACTION!

BOOM!

Starting with a TWO'FER!
















cA Helps Out!








A Tea Party!

They just got home from an IDOC, and I show up uninvited. How rude!





They called their pal EV-y, but he liked me better.





My other pal, Dr. Serpent, showed up and was rude to them when they came back home naked after abruptly leaving to visit their friend Mr. Healer. I don't blame Dr. Serpent. It was indecent. They left us to take care of their house key and all their stuff. Eventually, they made it back and said I had to leave, but they gave me some nice gifts (bag of power weapons) for looking after their place while they were out.






Extra!

OMG! finally ive been waiting for u to post the ss of me diein.

that was before i found out exactly who u were and what u did.
i think ur hilarious dude.. keep it up

LOL bravo!

Could that be why thulgrum quit the server and gave me his house?

Just outright cruel.

RES PLS












Classy!








Help a Vet










CAN I JOIN CA?





































He put me on ignore.






A New Bank





I had stolen his rune. To make him less suspicious, I marked a duplicate and died in Vesper with the original on me.







SHEEP!





Revealed, but escaped a ban. Next I faked my death.







Alas, I only got a magic bow before I was caught again.


Resist Session!











I was banned, but made out with a couple thousand reagents.


My Turkish Army










Short Memories

















I head back to their preferred bank, change my name and begin to "macro."












Matron is Hemperor










Extra!




























Boom!

keep up the antics!
It gives me something to enjoy at work...


im sofa king bored today

chumbucket's Interview Island!

Next time you see a gate, come on in. You could be the next interviewee on chumbucket's Interview Island!








































They are AFK, but they are talking anyways.




















This afk fellow was moving, so I put him on island. Then I decided a boat was classier.






Santa comes to visit!










B-D is still my pals!


























Tea Party!

They said I could have their 25k golds and some reagents. Thanks guys!










More Tea!










B-D Loves Me!














Tea Party: T-Map Edition














Gay Marriage Comes to UOSA!

I was the maid of honor!






























WTF LAMA?!








A Grand Tea Party!

I got to take home magic weapons, rares and 100,000 reagents! A good time for all!


















I got thrown out of this party




















I R PK?
























I COME FROM CANADA!

WER R UR FORTIFIED WINES?














































































































































Extra!







Next you see UoH doling out 12,000 gold to each of their slaves. I took a bit for myself.

Steel Reserve makes the best brass monkey.

The Quest














This wasn't me, but it deserves a posting!






"why u grey"


























Just Visiting








REAL TRUE LEET PVP




















MORE LEET PVP WTFOMG!






















Mongbats Afoot!










B-D is Still My Pals!













































They all attacked me. I fled to the safety of the moongates with only one life point to spare!


PLS NO!














Extra!

And so it continues!

What's in the box?
















































Ahoy!: Part One



The tillerman mistook his reply for a renaming of the vessel!















I gate to Vesper, intending to move some heavy loot, when some curious members of BD arrive. The newcomers find a mysterious box on the body.













I return to Vesper.







To be continued!


Treasure Hunt!








Who is chumbucket?
















chumpbucket Returns!








Johnny is Sad

He had just gated a pouch of phat lewtz to his home!








SHP PLS

When you are new a ship is an expensive item for which you will degrade yourself in order to get back.








Ahoy!: Part Two

So our tale continues: Having commandeered their vessel, I found that they returned so that they might reclaim it. Of course, I had banked both keys to the ship at this point, so that was not going to happen.

































Unfortunately, I seem to have no screenshots of the best part. Both my associate Herbert and I spring EVs on to the (unlocked) boat at the same time. Some good loots were our reward.




Here Before?












Almost!

Almost got some junk...








Qie Zei!

He found two macroers outside town!






The Ol' B-D Scam

For a while, I was going around in disguise telling BD members that the GM was going to put me on the stone but she hadn't been on in a while. After a bit, I would casually drop that she was also going to loan me some gold to help start my magery. The typical response was the first one, but the second guy gave me 5k!








Extra!















This next one made me sad.





















And the winner of the $10,000 prize...

Last of my screenshots for a while...

A Shep Farm?










I R PK










Apology Accepted
















Illegal Animals












Where Illegal Animals Are Put To Sleep




Department of Sheep Husbandry, Maam.










You Need a Permit














I THINK UR FRIEND IS A THIEF






























DLcD 2010





















There are chicks on UOSA?














































Extra!




























And finally......