A tale of two pks.

[Tron]

Please remove the TG tag from Im Easy, he is not in the guild nor is the account holder in TG.

There will be no editing of the thread for any reasons except to fix my own bad grammar after working on this at 3am blazed off my ass.

Your character, Im Easy, is affiliated with TG. You have pvped with that char as a TG member and it was TG who recalled in attempting to save you that morning.

This is a thread for fun, you shouldn't take it seriously anyways.

And to Chaos, I know it's image intensive and I will be cutting back to 8 kills per post, but with so many kills done in such a small time and little forum traffic I think we may still end up with pages of images.

I'm sorry if that is an inconvenience but I don't see a way around it. Any ideas?

[Tron]

Hybrid Tron suffered his first death today, at the hands of his #1 fans. He let his guard down for just a moment, to long when your house is being stalked by obsessive stealther/stalkers from TG. Hybrid Tron is revealed and killed inside his home (the second time afk killed by Malice, he must be watcheing me 24/7 just waiting for me to turn my back) We'll have to be more careful in the future! Fortunately Trondiz is about ready to res.

5-17-09. Victims - Fizban + Scorch.
Our hero has been unsuccessful in killing a certain adventurer this morning. Scorch, the wyrm slayer, has managed to escape via recall three seperate attempts on his life since our killer started hunting this morning. Scorch finally decides to fight back instead of flee on their fourth encounter. He does a fair job of staying alive for many minutes. Another mage emerges onto the scene and immediately launches spells at our hero. Scorch stops his attack and yells to the new comer that his fight with the killer is a duel. Scorch halts his spells on our hero and Hybrid wastes no time in attacking the new comer who lasts only a few seconds. Scorch resumes his efforts immediately after. He puts up a great fight, but in the end suffers the same fate of so many before him.





5-17-09. Victim - Fizban.
Our hero finds Fizban just minutes later hunting dragons in Destard. He dispatches him quickly.




5-17-09. Victim - Skid Row Sam. x2
Less than 30 seconds later, another is killed in the lower levels of Destard. The fool returns within minutes and our killer lays him low again.





5-17-09. Victim - Scorch
Again, less than minutes later, Scorch is spotted in the ancient wyrms den. He is not able to recall this time and our killer finishes the job quickly.




5-17-09. Victim - Gambit
Our hero finds another in Destard. A five second battle ensues and our killers job is done.




5-17-09. Victim - KryptoKuddleLite
Our hero finds Krytpo outside the Ice dungeon. He descends on him as Krypto attempts to flee through our heros blue gate and thro the forest surrounding our killers home. He doesn't get far.





5-17-09. Victim - Sly Stone
Our hero finds his final prey of the day in Destard. He falls quickly.

[Spitfire]

Not sure how many PK's kill that many people in such a short time, but that's pretty impressive man.

[Leerix]

you sure do love you xplo potions don't ya? lol

Impressive though, Lady Cadyn always seems to get away, im quite impressed with that kill.

[chumbucket]

Great posts. If you're looking to cut down on the image intensity, crop the photos. Google Picasa makes this a very easy task that can be done in a very short amount of time. I'm sure there are other and probably even better programs as well.

[Tron]

Trondiz is back. Innocents across Britania share a shudder at the news. As well they should.




5-19-09. Victim - Kinarah (-F-)
One of my favorite victims, Kinarah, is found early in Ice Dungeon. She is packing good loot, as usual, which is why our killer enjoys her corpse so much.




5-19-09. Victim - P-u-s-s-y
It looks like P-u-s-s-y just got arrived Ice Fiends when our killer finds her, true to her name, she trys to recall over and over while our killer beats on her with his katana.




5-19-09. Victim - Im Easy (TG)
We have a TG tamer outside our killers abode. The camper has been instigating our killer, claiming he "spends more time dead than killing people" and vows that he will kill our hero with "his" character, Im Easy. Our killer attacks her once as she runs from him attempting to cast a gate spell. Our hero retires to his house to consider his options, he wouldn't put it past TG to be lying a trap for him. He decides to chance it anyways. But not without a video and a little trash talking of our own.
Video link - http://www.uomovies.com/download.pl?id=2990




5-19-09. Victim - Of the Struggle
Our killer finds prey in Destard. One dies and the other escapes. Cant win 'em all!




5-19-09. Victim - Reggie Monster
Our killer has expanded his hunting grounds and it finally pays off.

[MatronDeWinter]

It's funny when you kill these people with names like "of the Struggle" because you just KNOW they are pissed off about the Fame loss from dying.

[Tron]

5-19-09. Victim - T - Tones
Prey is found in Destard. He attempts to give our killer the slip via the cave opening, but our killer is better at defeating this sort of manuever than your average hunter and T-Tones run is soon at an end.




5-19-09. Victim - KO
Another hunter is found in the depths of shame, he battles evil wizards in their tower, and does not expect to face the blades of a warrior like hero. He falls quickly.




5-19-09. Victim - Skid Row Sam
Sam is found battling the ancient wyrm of Destard. Our pk surprises him and slays him within seconds.




5-19-09. Victim - Mr. Roboto
Another adventurer is slain inside Destards entrance.




5-19-09. Victim - T-Tones.
We find T-Tones again in the Terrathan Keep. He is cornered, killed, and looted.

[Tron]

5-19-09. Victim - Kinarah (-F-)
Kinarah arrives on the scene quickly to avenge her fallen avatar (T-Tones), she catches our killer off guard and his life force hits a scary low, but he fights thro it and calls forth healing magic to replenish himself. Kinarah never has a second chance. Our killer is reminded why he likes killing Kinarah when he pilfers the body of 7k, a runebook, and other magical equipment.




5-19-09. Victim(s) - KryptoKuddleLite + Peter Scabbles
Our hero finds Krypto and three of his companions in the backs of Destard. He attacks them fiercely. Two, including Krypto break for the entrance. Our killer stops both before they can fully escape.





5-19-09. Victim - AHUAHAHAUAHA
We follow our hero to the Hedge Maze where he engages an adventurer in battle. A chase ensues, but our hero is prepared. Soon he is standing over his corpse.




5-19-09. Victim - Jammist
Jammist is killed in the wilds surrounding Destard.

[Tron]

5-20-09. Victim - P-u-s-s-y.
We again find P-u-s-s-y in the ice fiends lair. We dispatch her quickly.




5-20-09. Victim - Juke Box Hero
Juke Box Hero, slain in Destard.




5-20-09. Victim - Jammist
Jammist, also slain in Destard.




5-20-09. Victim - Fizban
Our hero attacks Fizban in Destard, who attempts to flee into the woods. Our hero doesn't let him.




5-20-09. Victim - Soulfire
Our hero trys to stave off the killing blow on this poor innocent, caught with no horse and obviously a fools idea on how to defend himself, unfortunately the man attacks our hero whos reactions are wound so tight that he slays the man before he can stop his own blade.




5-20-09. Victim - Alex the Artist
Alex is found hunting in Hythloth. He runs around like a chicken with his head cutoff, attempting to dodge the lumbering demons that inhabit these halls. His luck finally runs out and our killer takes advantage by pilfering the corpse of everything of value before departing.

[Tron]

5-21-09. Victim - Holomin
Our hero finds an adventurer in the lair of the blood elemental. He leaves the man blood on the floor along with that of the elementals.




5-21-09. Victim - Shamino
Shamino is found in Destard, a chase ensues and our killer slays the man just outside the cave opening.




5-21-09. Victim- Bardus Menurdi
Our killer has a chance run in with an anventurer returning from the lost lands. Good luck for us, not so good for him.




5-21-09. Victim - Fripp
More death, this time in Ice dungeon.




5-21-09. Victim - Krom
We find Krom in Covetous hunting liches. He uses his hiding ability to stave off death for a few moments, but it is truly an exercise in futility for the man.

[Tron]

5-21-09. Victim - Hrode Bard
We follow our hero to the Cyclops valley, in the lost lands. He finds sport in the killing of a bard in the area. He leaves 8k richer.





5-21-09. Victim - Corstek (Zog)
Our hero finds another in the Terrathen Keep. He kills him and is jumped by his victims hidden ally who escapes after a long chase and a trip to the star room.





5-21-09. Victim - of the Struggle
Our hero finds another killing the liches in the halls of Covetous. Our victim attempts to sick a dragon on our hero, but he pays it no mind as he finishes the job a hand. He leaves another 8k richer.





5-21-09. Victim - Bigoud
A chase ensues across Shame and our killer lays low the runner as he approaches the portal to the next level.





5-21-09. Victim - Jammist
Jammist is killed for the final time (we feel bad)

[Tron]

5-21-09. Victim - Freeze
We find more adventurers in Shame, hiding at the less visited monster hunting grounds. Our killer waste no time in adding more names to the dead list.





5-21-09. Victim - Cesar Milan
Our hero kills another in the ice dungeon who trys to command his white wyrm to slay our pk. One wyrm, even a mighty white one, is not a match for our killer.





5-21-09. Victim - The Dude
Our killer gets a little revenge on those who got him killed last week (when that gate popped up!) and puts TheDude in the dirt.





5-21-09. Victim - Hagen (and another who died seconds before but his bod was inside the cave and not pictured)
Our hero fights two warriors in a fierce two vs one battle. He prevails over both, leaving one dead on either side of the cave opening to Destard.





5-21-09. Victim - Kinarah (-F-)
Our hero finds Kinarah again in the ancient wyrm hall. She attempts to flee through our killers gate and thro the forest surrounding his home. Like so many before her, she does not get far.

[Tron]

5-21-09. Victim - Fromage
Our hero finds a lone adventurer in the ice dungeon, he attempts to escape through the entrance, but our hero lays him low in short order.




5-21-09. Victim - Colonel Sanders
Colonel Sanders wasn't a very capable soldier, as our killer proves.




5-21-09. Victim - TheGodfisher
The Godfisher is found hunting in Cyclops Valley. Our hero explodes into action, killing the man before he can escape to guarded areas.

[Freeza]

Please fix your post. you did not kill "Freeza", you killed "Freeze" - thanks!

Not sure who that is, but it sure as hell ain't me. I will never die to thee!