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Re: My Brave Story
Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 7:52 am
by Baldamier
The Real Hemperor wrote:The Book of Prophecy
by Hemperor,
aka the Emperor of Hemp
Get your own copy at WBB! It's a great read. They also sell well at scribe shops, so apparently they're a hit!
Thanks for making me 100 gold richer.
Re: My Brave Story
Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:51 am
by Highwaystar
glad to see the real hemporer return, i missed you
Re: My Brave Story
Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 10:41 pm
by Mephistopheles
One time I was almost arrested for streaking after my ex's roomie suggested it. I ran like a deer when the cop pulled by.
Re: My Brave Story
Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 9:11 am
by archaicsubrosa77
[quote="Psycho Guy"]Cop shop or police dept? There is a diffrence. "Cop shops" are private busniesses that sell guns and vests and **** to cops, but are not run by state/local/fed/whatever goverments. Pissing on top of a gun store is not nearly as hardcore as pissing on a precienct house.[/quote
Cop Shop means Police station in my neck of the suburbs.
Re: My Brave Story
Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 7:44 am
by Chriswithatemper
I got a copy at WBB.. I dont regret it either. this story is the best.
Every time I'm feeling down in the dumps I read it and I feel as right as rain.
Re: My Brave Story
Posted: Mon May 01, 2017 10:53 pm
by chumbucket
A bump for this classic bit of UOSA history. Did Hemperor ever defeat the Impostor? No one knows.
The Real Hemperor wrote:I am Hemperor. This is my brave story.
Two months ago I went to jail for hitting a cop. He saw me sitting in a park, minding my own business while drinking half a can of fortified wine. He attempted to arrest me. Anyone who knows me knows that that isn't how we roll in Canada. I wasn't about to let him take my half a can of fortified wine. So I took a swing at him.
Long story short, I went to juvey for two months. While there I may have contracted a venereal disease, but I see that as a good thing. Now I poison with every hit. But I digress.
I returned from jail only to find than an impostor---a fake Hemperor---had taken over my role here at UOSA. What's worse, he has taken my collection of red surcoats (the world's largest). I now only live to have my revenge and to reclaim my vast hoard of surcoats.
Sincerely,
Hemperor,
aka The Emperor of Hemp
Re: My Brave Story
Posted: Tue May 02, 2017 6:12 pm
by Abyz
Only person I ever heard of hemperor defeating was Rose.
Re: My Brave Story
Posted: Mon May 15, 2017 9:41 pm
by Roser
Correction, I actually defeated Hemperor for the last time during the great battle of bagged milk.
Witness... The death of Hemperor.
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/47009286