Take Heed!
Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 9:13 pm
No fortified wine, no matter how satisfying, could ever quench my thirst for vengeance against the impostor. But he has fled to distant realms in the East, and I cannot follow. For now, I must rest content to know that I, the one true Hemperor, am sovereign of these lands once again.
Alas, my Canadian fortress has been overrun with a pack of mangy American dogs. They will soon know why they are afraid of the dark. They will soon know the bitter taste of death just as I will once again know the sweet victorious taste of fortified wines.
My time has come again. All who oppose me shall perish in a storm of surcoats and Thunderbird. Take heed, UOSA! Take heed!
Signed,
the real Hemperor,
Emperor of Hemp,
Drinker of Fortified Wines,
Bearer of the Surcoat of Truth and Justice
Alas, my Canadian fortress has been overrun with a pack of mangy American dogs. They will soon know why they are afraid of the dark. They will soon know the bitter taste of death just as I will once again know the sweet victorious taste of fortified wines.
My time has come again. All who oppose me shall perish in a storm of surcoats and Thunderbird. Take heed, UOSA! Take heed!
Signed,
the real Hemperor,
Emperor of Hemp,
Drinker of Fortified Wines,
Bearer of the Surcoat of Truth and Justice
