Trammel Riches Haiku Contest

[uofuntime]

I am so confused
this is my first time writing
haiku about downs

[Hicha]

A haiku about Downs
That doesn't even make sense
Refrigerator

[MatronDeWinter]

A haiku about Downs
That doesn't even make sense
Refrigerator

I lol'd,
but it's not on topic! I want to stress the fact that Downs does NOT bank-sit, or do many trammel related things. He mearly has a desire to collect trammel relics.

[Daolin]

Ahh, i didn't read in the original post that this was just about rare collecting. Alright then, my updated submission:

5 - He's posting and bidding
7 - for troll crap and a knitting
5 - Isn't tram fitting?


Are these going to be voted on or will you update with what is best? I'd like to keep trying to beat the best

[MatronDeWinter]

post as much as you like, ill pick a winner and update the ones that I like onto the main post.

[applejack]

Pleased he's in cA
Downs stares at his Trammel keep
That Matron won't yoink

[Chaos]

These are so good .. (sorry I don't know "downs") I see a lot of good work here .. so I'm adding 10k to prizes.. Matron plz contact me via pm to set up my 10k donation to prizes..

[akumaizer]

Alone in his keep
Wearing his full phoenix suit
Downs has won UO

[Downs]

it may help u to know that Downs = Paul Auger

[chumbucket]

Trammel Stairs
Lead Downs Up To His
Trammel Rares

3,5,3 is also haiku!

[chumbucket]

Studded ranger suit
Many hours at the computer
His wife is angry

[chumbucket]

The monitor's glare
horse dung, black sandals, dirty pan
A dark and lonely room

[chumbucket]

Only two more hours
Open book will spawn before then
Faster than Blackfoot?

[Daolin]

5 - Buying all you see
7 - Pixelated fantasy
5 - Must farm more gp

[Daolin]

5 - Its one of a kind
7 - A broken table to find
5 - Kal Ort Por some more