UO Second Age

Recently, there has been an outcry among the plebs of UOSA. In their own incoherent way, they have demanded that cA quit doing the things that cA does and instead do the things that they believe that cA should do and indeed did do in some bygone golden era when Matron only stole reagents at banks, Downs only had one dirty pot in a small house, and I quite humbly begged at Vesper bank for a small bit of gold to help me get on my feet after some dastardly villain stole my castle.

To wit: Today, I stole a rune from an idoc keep somewhere near Yew. The rune lead to a tower. Next to said tower were two people, one of which I did not recognize. The other was Brules (aka Bill Dance), a member of $$$ and PoV and also a cA reject. I waited patiently for an opening.

Soon enough, Brules gated to a small house. I followed hidden the entire time. Alas, it was not possible for me to break in the small house, but after a bit of stalling I was able to gate in a player killer. Bill Dance fled INTO the very gate that brought his killer. It was not long until he perished in a remote location.



Later, I received the following messages via IRC.

Session Start: Sat Apr 24 23:06:30 2010
Session Ident: Brules
[23:06] Session Ident: Brules (WildIRC, chumbucket)
[23:06] <Brules> so really....was that necisarry?
01[23:06] <chumbucket> what?
[23:07] <Brules> dont
01[23:07] <chumbucket> don't what
[23:09] <Brules> you and your buddy
[23:09] <Brules> what was the point?
01[23:09] <chumbucket> me and my buddy?
[23:16] <Brules> ys, why would you do that?
[23:17] <Brules> gate in a pk
[23:17] <Brules> as we are talking
[23:17] <Brules> i really used to like you guys and admire the way you did things, but lately.....not so much.

Now I'm not sure what it is he thinks we used to do, nor am I sure how it differs from what we actually do now. I just know that we do what we want to more or less who we want. That is cA's mission. Remember: We don't do it for the loot. And so I thought it would be good to remind him of just that.

01[23:21] <chumbucket> That was you?
[23:21] <Brules> Yes.
[23:21] <Brules>
[23:21] <Brules> Made me not enjoy the book i read to my kids for bed. Not nice.
[23:21] <Brules>
01[23:27] <chumbucket> so you are bill dance?
01[23:31] <chumbucket> i thought that was theograd
01[23:32] <chumbucket> you want your stuff back
01[23:32] <chumbucket> i have it in a pouch
01[23:32] <chumbucket> a bow and some stuff
01[23:32] <chumbucket> i didn't get around to iding it yet
[23:32] <Brules> no theo is theo
01[23:32] <chumbucket> oh
[23:32] <Brules> bill is my fishing guy
01[23:33] <chumbucket> oh
[23:33] <Brules> i dont think he has an alt
01[23:33] <chumbucket> i thought theo had a fishing guy
[23:33] <Brules> i dont think theo does anythihng but smith hahaha
01[23:33] <chumbucket> oh
01[23:33] <chumbucket> well you want this stuff bac?
[23:33] <Brules> he seriously spends all his time handling his vendors
[23:33] <Brules> sure.....
01[23:33] <chumbucket> k one second
01[23:33] <chumbucket> k
01[23:34] <chumbucket> i'm at the brick you were at
01[23:34] <chumbucket> i stole ar une for there
[23:34] <Brules> oh i have a lead for your home security dept
01[23:34] <chumbucket> form someone at the idoc
01[23:34] <chumbucket> he
01[23:35] <chumbucket> who owns that tower next door?
01[23:35] <chumbucket> must be who i stole the rune from?
[23:35] <Brules> ?
01[23:35] <chumbucket> the large brick you were at
01[23:36] <chumbucket> when i first found you
01[23:36] <chumbucket> and you gated to that small
[23:36] <Brules> oh thats the home security lead
[23:36] <Brules> i used to own all those

[A note from chumbucket: Notice as Brules tries to set up the people he sells houses to.]

01[23:36] <chumbucket> oh
[23:36] <Brules> 2 towers and 2 bricks
01[23:36] <chumbucket> lol
01[23:36] <chumbucket> i'm standing outside it now
[23:36] <Brules> k brt

Of course, you can guess what happened next: The [cA] Department of Justice was on the scene to bust this crooked home dealer.



[23:37] <Brules> hmmmm
Session Time: Sun Apr 25 00:00:00 2010

So please, give up your fondness for the time of a kinder, gentler cA that was only here to make everyone smile, and continue to steel yourself for the inevitable PWN that the real cA will eventually bring to you.

Sincerely,
chumbucket
CEO, chumbucket and Associates [cA]

You have l33t pvped the entire server :< when will the hurting stop!

Oh Brules..

*coughs* So what you're saying is: Don't trust a thing any cA ever says, does, or wants you to believe. That everything cA does is foul, and that cA has no virtue or integrity even within the art of thieving, house-looting, and griefing. That you stoop to the lowest lows by killing player mules. Gotcha.

Basically, you are gutter trash? Is that what you are saying here?

Haha I applaud you chum! Yes, me = gullible (sp?).

Killing my mule char is quite an accomplishment.......unmounted with a dexer mage on me like stink on poop! Give me some credit, I did last quite a while. Pro really isnt a good PK.....took him 5 minutes to kill a fisherman!

I do have a fisherman, actually. Name is Thadeus. He doesn't get out much. Just sits on his chair and makes potions and scrolls. Sickly looking guy, really. And yes, all my time is spent with my vendors. I suck at fighting. My many murders attest to this.

hehehe... Still up to the same old mischief?!

stop trolling and play!

chumbucket wrote:

I love cA's Bizzaro-world HemperorWise bot

GET HIM BOT GO! I hope some one fun pilots him


Edit: Looks like Chum Pilots him! YAY <3

Wise wrote:

chumbucket wrote:

I love cA's Bizzaro-world HemperorWise bot

GET HIM BOT GO! I hope some one fun pilots him



Edit: Looks like Chum Pilots him! YAY <3

No. That is the real Hemperor.

Whats up with the ebolt? Isn't that like pwn overkill?

Brules wrote:Whats up with the ebolt? Isn't that like pwn overkill?

rumor has it if you do enough damage to a character before they register as dead, a portal to the samurai land opens up. This is cA's ultimate goal.

No Tremmel portal? WEAK!