Life Lessons I've learned from Ultima Online.
Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 8:21 pm
(1) If your friend dies, don't worry! Just put a band-aid on him and he will be just fine.
(2) Need to learn something really fast? Just do it in your sleep! By the time you wake up, you will have mastered it!
(3) Did someone set you on fire? Don't worry! Just put a band-aid on it and you will be just fine.
(4) If you get bored with being you, just make an alternate you! Think 2 personalities in one body is bad? Try ONE personality in 2 different bodies! Or 15! Whatever you like!
(5) If you are patient enough, and have enough band-aids (see #3), you can kill a fire-breathing dragon by beating on it with a stick!
(6) Did someone cut your pet rat in half with an axe? Don't worry! Just put a band-aid on it and it will be just fine!
(7) It is perfectly safe to stack a bunch of foot stools up and climb up them to get on the roof of your house.
(8) Did you fall off of the stack of foot stools while trying to get on the roof of your house? Don't worry about that broken arm! Just put a band-aid on it and it will be just fine!
(9) Do people keep breaking into your house and stealin your shit? Just put some tables and a trash can by your front door and your house will be completely safe!
(10) Did you accidentally drink the poison you were tryin to put on your sword? Don't worry! Just put a band-aid on it and you will feel just fine!
(11) You can tame any creature, from kitty cats to fire-breathing dragons, just by saying "I've always wanted a friend like you" and "I won't hurt you".
(12) You can run your boat into a bridge at full speed and suffer no damage at all.
(13) Did you encounter land while sailing? Just pick your boat up and put it in your pocket while you walk across.
I will add more as I think of them. Can you think of any? Just reply to this and tell me!
(2) Need to learn something really fast? Just do it in your sleep! By the time you wake up, you will have mastered it!
(3) Did someone set you on fire? Don't worry! Just put a band-aid on it and you will be just fine.
(4) If you get bored with being you, just make an alternate you! Think 2 personalities in one body is bad? Try ONE personality in 2 different bodies! Or 15! Whatever you like!
(5) If you are patient enough, and have enough band-aids (see #3), you can kill a fire-breathing dragon by beating on it with a stick!
(6) Did someone cut your pet rat in half with an axe? Don't worry! Just put a band-aid on it and it will be just fine!
(7) It is perfectly safe to stack a bunch of foot stools up and climb up them to get on the roof of your house.
(8) Did you fall off of the stack of foot stools while trying to get on the roof of your house? Don't worry about that broken arm! Just put a band-aid on it and it will be just fine!
(9) Do people keep breaking into your house and stealin your shit? Just put some tables and a trash can by your front door and your house will be completely safe!
(10) Did you accidentally drink the poison you were tryin to put on your sword? Don't worry! Just put a band-aid on it and you will feel just fine!
(11) You can tame any creature, from kitty cats to fire-breathing dragons, just by saying "I've always wanted a friend like you" and "I won't hurt you".
(12) You can run your boat into a bridge at full speed and suffer no damage at all.
(13) Did you encounter land while sailing? Just pick your boat up and put it in your pocket while you walk across.
I will add more as I think of them. Can you think of any? Just reply to this and tell me!