UO Second Age

TELL CALISTA I SAY HI

chumbucket wrote:TELL CALISTA I SAY HI

You sir have down syndrome.

Good work everyone.

What am I missing here?

CrackMayn7 wrote:What am I missing here?

I haven't the slightest clue. I am so happy that I am not the only one who is lost.

This reminds me of a Facebook News Feed page, with everyone posting random things that have nothing to do with each other.

The title of the thread is spot on! "...", indeed!

I will potato sack all of you into submission.

TheEttinKing wrote:I will potato sack all of you into submission.

Yeeeaaaahhh, that doesn't help the confusion any.

Chum has a crush on Calista...too bad she doesn't play anymore.

Pirul wrote:Chum has a crush on Calista...too bad she doesn't play anymore.

It was no mere crush, madam. We consummated our love in a small mining shack near the Urk fort!

Chum's book to Calista has the highest spawn rate out of any "NPC" book on the shard.

When did " I looted her small mining house" change definition to " we consummated our love".
LOL
And for those of you who are lost, you have a large part of our history to research.
Heres a few quotes I've pulled from chum himself :

And I am gonna marry Calista. She is my UOGF! We'll have babies--chumbabies!

I, chumbucket, guildmaster of cA hereby announce that Calista of B_D and I have decided to marry. She has already, on two occasions, provided me with a dowry chosen from the floor of her house (whilst she was out shopping or some such).

I, chumbucket, hereby announce a very special contest. Leave an original haiku here on the theme of Calista, me and B_D.

So he looted her house, and that somehow turned into a sort of infatuation on chums part. So every once in awhile he stops by to say "Hai"

chumbucket wrote:

Pirul wrote:Chum has a crush on Calista...too bad she doesn't play anymore.

It was no mere crush, madam. We consummated our love in a small mining shack near the Urk fort!

Dude! Did chum just call you "madam"? That's kinda funny.