UO Second Age

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step 1 collect underpants
step 2 = ???
step 3 = profit

sell 2 neon hair dyes?

Or two furny dye tubs.


Wait, are we talking RL or UO? RL is easy, just marry an old guy multi-millionaire and then wait for him to die.

SJane3384 wrote:RL is easy, just marry an old guy multi-millionaire and then wait for him to die.

You stole this joke from a hilarious book:
http://www.amazon.com/Make-Four-Million ... 0440413702

The whole book starts off by telling you to do all this weird stuff, like planting coins to grow money trees and whatnot, and then the last chapter just says "Marry someone with 8 million dollars."

Actually, I stole that joke from several thousand real life examples.
And wait, that book is for grade school kids?! WTF? Aren't they trying to teach those little shits any morals or values anymore?

Well, they assume that by fourth grade, most kids have a sense of humor...