The Massacre at Warriors of Waaah[WoW] Guildhouse
Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 4:08 pm
Alas, another lonely day in Vesper when a mysterious moongate appeared. Quickly, I ran through to see what wonders and mysteries await me, when I find myself smack dab in the middle of Warriors of Waaah [WoW] guildhouse as they are macroing away in the corner.
A standard home security inspection is in order! I make my way upstairs and discover 13 full potion kegs not locked down! As a certified home inspector, it is my responsibility to move these items to a secure location until the violation is corrected.
As I begin moving the potion kegs, I hear the rumbling of a Meteor Swarm outside the home. I quickly run downstairs only to find the ruthless Bill Lumbergh casting spells through the walls. These individuals surely don't know about the dangers of macroing so close to the walls.
The NPC is quickly dispatched, and the once idle members come to realize they are suddenly under attack! They quickly move away from the walls and out of our attackers reach. Bill Lumbergh moves around to the front door, fortunately our home owner had remembered to secure them from intruders. Lumbergh's gaze is fierce and piercing, his aggressiveness bleeds through the doors and walls and I succumb to his almighty power. In my frantic fear, I accidentally open the door.
Corbin Lee is the first to fall victim to Bill's hail of energy bolts! The Dhali Llama frantically tries to close the door...
... but fate reaches in before the door closes shut. A second Dhali Llama appears and is able to ban the vile Bill from entering...
but death is surely a swift foe, reaching him before the hinges swing shut. Doogie Howser suddenly appears, surely he will be the end to this onslaught!
Unfortunately he is unable to secure the front doors as well. What is this madness? Will this onslaught of death ever end? Gertrude awakes and comes down stairs. Seeing the assortment of bodies on the floor, surely she won't risk her life to secure the front door! ... And she doesn't. Wise is she, staying near the staircase avoiding any line of sight with our banned hunter.
But Bill Limbergh is all the wiser. He runs off into the distance, and Gertrude begins he assessment of the casualties. A few moments pass, when off in the distance Lumbergh reappears! His trot is paced, for behind him follows one of the most aggressive creatures in these parts of the lands, a giant serpent. The door opens once more, and the snake makes it way into the house.
And Gertrude was no more.
Bill Lumbergh left soon after, and I was left there alone amongst the carnage and corpses strewn across the home. "What happens now?" I thought to myself.
And then a realization occurred: "I should probably finish the home security assessment."
A standard home security inspection is in order! I make my way upstairs and discover 13 full potion kegs not locked down! As a certified home inspector, it is my responsibility to move these items to a secure location until the violation is corrected.
As I begin moving the potion kegs, I hear the rumbling of a Meteor Swarm outside the home. I quickly run downstairs only to find the ruthless Bill Lumbergh casting spells through the walls. These individuals surely don't know about the dangers of macroing so close to the walls.
The NPC is quickly dispatched, and the once idle members come to realize they are suddenly under attack! They quickly move away from the walls and out of our attackers reach. Bill Lumbergh moves around to the front door, fortunately our home owner had remembered to secure them from intruders. Lumbergh's gaze is fierce and piercing, his aggressiveness bleeds through the doors and walls and I succumb to his almighty power. In my frantic fear, I accidentally open the door.
Corbin Lee is the first to fall victim to Bill's hail of energy bolts! The Dhali Llama frantically tries to close the door...
... but fate reaches in before the door closes shut. A second Dhali Llama appears and is able to ban the vile Bill from entering...
but death is surely a swift foe, reaching him before the hinges swing shut. Doogie Howser suddenly appears, surely he will be the end to this onslaught!
Unfortunately he is unable to secure the front doors as well. What is this madness? Will this onslaught of death ever end? Gertrude awakes and comes down stairs. Seeing the assortment of bodies on the floor, surely she won't risk her life to secure the front door! ... And she doesn't. Wise is she, staying near the staircase avoiding any line of sight with our banned hunter.
But Bill Limbergh is all the wiser. He runs off into the distance, and Gertrude begins he assessment of the casualties. A few moments pass, when off in the distance Lumbergh reappears! His trot is paced, for behind him follows one of the most aggressive creatures in these parts of the lands, a giant serpent. The door opens once more, and the snake makes it way into the house.
And Gertrude was no more.
Bill Lumbergh left soon after, and I was left there alone amongst the carnage and corpses strewn across the home. "What happens now?" I thought to myself.
And then a realization occurred: "I should probably finish the home security assessment."