8-11-11 Patrol
Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2011 11:58 am
Hail citizens!,
I went out on patrol on the Eighth of August Two Thousand and Eleven and encountered some strange individuals indeed. This will be a 4 part report.
Before I even check in to the BPD HQ I am doing some errands and when I stroll through Britain I see Barney already on patrol and laying the smack down while serving Justice to an unsavory criminal......Chief Atraxi and Lord British would be proud.
Me and Barney start conversing over the corpse of the dead thief talking about our day when another perma grey thief comes along. We give chase and I lose him for a second but Barney does not. Barney uses proper Police Procedure and boxes the thief in. Again Barney gives another miscreant some cold hard Justice.
I finish up what needs to be done errand wise and am about to check in. Turbo shows up in Guild chat and is about to check in for duty. I scurry to the HQ after putting on a fresh uniform and we both check in at the same time.
As we make our way to West Brit Bank the good citizen Cherry approaches and gives me a new uniform as a gift.
On the West side of the bank David Spade shows off his low class mentality and spouts off many racial slurs to the police.
It quickly turns to harassment as he follows the police around the bank screaming various racial slurs and vulgarity. We show no emotion nor do we say anything back. Strict police procedure requires us to be above such things as pitiful name calling or arguing with such moronic citizens.
It is called HONOR and showing some CLASS.
Soon a noob citizen wearing a death robe shows up and poisons me. What I thought was just a random act of unkindness would soon turn into a repetitive thing the whole night. Evidently this individual loves having to get rezed, loves time outs, and frequents the local healer quite often.....
After healing myself I notice Black Mamba was perma grey. Justice needs to be served with force since he resists and he is properly run down like a dog on my trusty steed and dies almost instantly. He didn't stand a chance.....
The best thief is a dead thief.
Bong Lord shows up again to do what he does best. Poison the police with noob regs and get guardwhacked....
Part 2 is next.
I went out on patrol on the Eighth of August Two Thousand and Eleven and encountered some strange individuals indeed. This will be a 4 part report.
Before I even check in to the BPD HQ I am doing some errands and when I stroll through Britain I see Barney already on patrol and laying the smack down while serving Justice to an unsavory criminal......Chief Atraxi and Lord British would be proud.
Me and Barney start conversing over the corpse of the dead thief talking about our day when another perma grey thief comes along. We give chase and I lose him for a second but Barney does not. Barney uses proper Police Procedure and boxes the thief in. Again Barney gives another miscreant some cold hard Justice.
I finish up what needs to be done errand wise and am about to check in. Turbo shows up in Guild chat and is about to check in for duty. I scurry to the HQ after putting on a fresh uniform and we both check in at the same time.
As we make our way to West Brit Bank the good citizen Cherry approaches and gives me a new uniform as a gift.
On the West side of the bank David Spade shows off his low class mentality and spouts off many racial slurs to the police.
It quickly turns to harassment as he follows the police around the bank screaming various racial slurs and vulgarity. We show no emotion nor do we say anything back. Strict police procedure requires us to be above such things as pitiful name calling or arguing with such moronic citizens.
It is called HONOR and showing some CLASS.
Soon a noob citizen wearing a death robe shows up and poisons me. What I thought was just a random act of unkindness would soon turn into a repetitive thing the whole night. Evidently this individual loves having to get rezed, loves time outs, and frequents the local healer quite often.....
After healing myself I notice Black Mamba was perma grey. Justice needs to be served with force since he resists and he is properly run down like a dog on my trusty steed and dies almost instantly. He didn't stand a chance.....
The best thief is a dead thief.
Bong Lord shows up again to do what he does best. Poison the police with noob regs and get guardwhacked....
Part 2 is next.