Re: The New World Order
Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 4:32 pm
Don't hate the archer, hate the game.
Halbu pm me anytime you want a 1v1.
Halbu pm me anytime you want a 1v1.
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The New World Order
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Re: The New World Order
Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 4:51 pm
I don't like Halbu but I already know how that would pan out.
Re: The New World Order
Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 6:11 pm
nightshark i love younightshark wrote:I don't like Halbu but I already know how that would pan out.
Re: The New World Order
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2012 12:12 am
Today Bongy was talkin' jive as usual.... so I went over to his house and killed him with a lesser Dragon Shout.
Re: The New World Order
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2012 12:29 am
Rose wrote:Today Bongy was talkin' jive as usual.... so I went over to his house and killed him with a *Draguar Deathlord shout.
Re: The New World Order
Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2012 11:39 am
Hey bitches, there's a reddit post about UO, I(and others) posted about secondage. Should be boatloads of newbs on tonight. PK?!
Re: The New World Order
Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2012 2:45 pm
Re: The New World Order
Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 12:40 pm
LOLRose wrote:Today Bongy was talkin' jive as usual.... so I went over to his house and killed him with a lesser Dragon Shout.
Re: The New World Order
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 2:34 pm
On the first day of March, NWO huddled in a circle, heads shaven and naked but for our ceremonial loin clothes (Rose misplaced his and wore a yellowing jockstrap instead), and began our long zazen determined to reveal the polymorphisms of Gank. What is the true nature of Gank? From wherest and whenst did it come? How is oneness with the Gank realized?
Rose, our leader and shaman, finally stood up and wafted away the sooty smoke of our contemplations so that Kevin, momentarily deaf from excessive masturbation, could read his lips.
"Noble students," he declared, "to truly understand the polymorphism of Gank, we must practice his Wu. We can go no further in our thoughts alone."
So we gathered our poisoned halberds, our herbs and poultices, and we sought the original face of Gank in the dungeons and caverns of our mad world.
BEHOLD THE EYES OF GANK
BEHOLD THE EARS OF GANK
BEHOLD THE TONGUE OF GANK
BEHOLD THE SCROTUM OF GANK
BEHOLD THE SCINTILLATING CRUCIFORM OF GANK
Rose, our leader and shaman, finally stood up and wafted away the sooty smoke of our contemplations so that Kevin, momentarily deaf from excessive masturbation, could read his lips.
"Noble students," he declared, "to truly understand the polymorphism of Gank, we must practice his Wu. We can go no further in our thoughts alone."
So we gathered our poisoned halberds, our herbs and poultices, and we sought the original face of Gank in the dungeons and caverns of our mad world.
BEHOLD THE EYES OF GANK
BEHOLD THE EARS OF GANK
BEHOLD THE TONGUE OF GANK
BEHOLD THE SCROTUM OF GANK
BEHOLD THE SCINTILLATING CRUCIFORM OF GANK
Re: The New World Order
Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 5:52 pm
What Dread Villainry is befalling the citizens of Britannia!?!?
Re: The New World Order
Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 12:22 am
SO much death so little time to contemplate bounty on ones head?
I gota give you the good sportsman awards though SirDire.
I gota give you the good sportsman awards though SirDire.
Re: The New World Order
Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2012 10:25 pm
Dont pick on pickers.
The mare did exact his revenge shortly after, but all is well.
Re: The New World Order
Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2012 10:50 pm
Ha, those lockpicker gankers were annoying. They tried to tag team me on my blacksmith. I walked around healing and trying to mark my rune (reason why I was there) till I succeeded, then left.
Those guys love to camp that spot, though, if you're ever looking for a funny kill.
Those guys love to camp that spot, though, if you're ever looking for a funny kill.
Re: The New World Order
Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2012 3:15 am
Re: The New World Order
Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2012 3:26 pm
That last one is fake. NO ONE kills the ian!!!