UO Second Age

Posted: **Tue Jan 20, 2009 8:40 pm**

hi guys im jack i have a stupid neighbour hes real dumb because he thinks he can live next to us!! let me show you how dumb he is

he even left his house key on him and no tables to block his lockdowns!!! (i had 2 keep some stuff in his chests
so my mom wouldnt get mad at me 4 screwing someone)
then he starts raging real hard!!!

(this is actually the 3rd time we've looted him)

(i'm actually only 7 LoL!!)

(artists representation of him irl)

ok guys thx 4 reading my story now i have 2 go to churcgh b4 my mom gets mad LoL!!

Posted: **Tue Jan 20, 2009 10:10 pm**

Classic. Tell Yomega I said "HI!"

Posted: **Wed Jan 21, 2009 5:59 am**

thank you jack for filling me in on how dumb he is. you are very helpful not just because you are my guildmate but also because ur my irl brother. thx

Posted: **Thu Jan 22, 2009 6:17 am**

the adventure of jack and matthew continued

another day another visit to our good friend yomega

hey why such a sour tone? oh wait..
*flashback*

(this is our best guess at what is going on inside their house at this point in time)

and your little horse too

wait he's still talking isn't he

no please not the end of our uo

epilogue:

ok my mom told me not 2 stay up past midnight she will be awful cross with me bye

Posted: **Thu Jan 22, 2009 7:03 am**

+1

classic uo griefing material right here..

looking forward to more of this!

Posted: **Thu Jan 22, 2009 7:28 am**

selling location for house spot in prime moonglow location

Posted: **Tue Jan 27, 2009 6:55 pm**

Can I be in your guild?

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2009 5:54 am**

only if u jknow how to get into the warp zone in super mario brothers!!

Posted: **Fri Jan 30, 2009 10:09 pm**

you guys are funny and clever, gave me something to lol @ at work.

Posted: **Sat Jan 31, 2009 10:45 pm**

But I have a really cool porn star name.

Posted: **Tue Aug 09, 2011 6:31 am**

BEST POST OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!

Posted: **Tue Aug 09, 2011 8:39 am**

niqeo wrote:BEST POST OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOloL

Posted: **Wed Aug 10, 2011 4:59 am**

rum and the thread starter made my day and its only 3:52 am

CONGRATS

Posted: **Wed Aug 10, 2011 2:40 pm**

haha....omega and 2 buddies PK'd me within my first 10 days on the server recently (even with 2 friends to help him gank my noob toon one of them almost died on the mobs, how sad), and after he'd looted everything and killed my mount they refused to ress me with a nice "lol no way noob"

...and now I get to see pictures of when he started on the server complaining about getting PK'd as a noob. What an ass

Posted: **Wed Aug 10, 2011 3:20 pm**

Lagrath wrote:haha....omega and 2 buddies PK'd me within my first 10 days on the server recently (even with 2 friends to help him gank my noob toon one of them almost died on the mobs, how sad), and after he'd looted everything and killed my mount they refused to ress me with a nice "lol no way noob"

...and now I get to see pictures of when he started on the server complaining about getting PK'd as a noob. What an ass

That's not him getting started on the server. He's just still a noob.

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