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How to be a Radical Larry?

Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2012 5:10 pm
by Radical Larry
How to be a Radical Larry?

Citizens,

Conduct yourself as the quintessential southern gentlemen (that Radical Larry is) at all times.
Remember the saying: "All Business, All The Time."

Get Skills:
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Get Skin Hued: (must be the top corner like shown)
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Get Hair Hued: (must be the top corner like shown)
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Get Outfitted:
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Start a Forum Account for your In-Character Story Postings and use this Signature and Avatar.

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Always stay in character.
Always be respectful.
Never swear or call anyone names.

Feel free to use your calm, cool-natured dominance and interpretation of the situation to get Evil-Doers to add to their crimes against UOSA.

Go rescue UOSA from the clutches of Evil-Doers and Abusers of Mechanics!

Re: How to be a Radical Larry?

Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2012 7:05 pm
by The Radical Larry
This task has been completed.

A Foul Affliction...

Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 8:23 am
by Radical Larry
Citizens,

It has come to the attention of Radical Larry that many of those throughout the realm are under the influence of some foul sorcery or a dreaded disease. Citizens throughout the lands are being found in trances camped around crumbling homes, on boats sailing for hours on end, digging in piles of rocks, or pestering vendors with the exact same questions from sunrise to sunset.

A council of peers has decided that these Citizens need to be quarantined and dealt with accordingly. People of the realm are concerned that this affliction may spread. In an order to stop this threat to the realm in its tracks, Radical Larry will be removing these afflicted ones from the lands as quickly and methodically as possible.

We call on all Citizens of the realm to join in this task as it is a momentous one.

Your realm needs YOU, Citizens!

Re: How to be a Radical Larry?

Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 11:49 pm
by Radical_Larry
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Re: How to be a Radical Larry?

Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2012 7:03 pm
by The Radical Larry
It seems that more and more citizens of the realm are falling victim to this foul disease. Radical Larry has been investigating extensively.

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Being the distinguished southern gentleman that Radical Larry is, punctuality is of great importance. After finding this fair citizen of Britannia had expired, Radical Larry chose to borrow their now unused clock. A large sum of money shall be gifted to this citizen's family for the aid they have given Radical Larry in his business dealings. Radical Larry shall continue to search for the cause of this vile disease.

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Re: How to be a Radical Larry?

Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2012 7:18 pm
by chumbucket
A true hero for our times. Thanks Radical Larry!

Re: How to be a Radical Larry?

Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 1:45 am
by MatronDeWinter
How to be a Radical Larry?

Step 1.) Be Lightshade

Step 2.) Create an alt called Sexy Smithy

Step 2.5) Seduce Luca|Blight

Step 3.) Have step 2's cover blown...

Step 4.) Become Radical Larry.

Re: How to be a Radical Larry?

Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 1:52 am
by Pirul
MatronDeWinter wrote:Step 2.5) Seduce Luca|Blight
That was Akari!!

Re: How to be a Radical Larry?

Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 10:41 am
by Light Shade
Pirul wrote:
MatronDeWinter wrote:Step 2.5) Seduce Luca|Blight
That was Akari!!
Shhhhh.....Pirul, Matron thinks that they are being clever and witty.
You'll ruin Matron's fun!

Re: How to be a Radical Larry?

Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 10:51 am
by The Radical Larry
I am Radical Larry.

The problem with some of the less distinguished of citizens in Britannia is that they know so much that simply is not so.

Re: How to be a Radical Larry?

Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 11:05 am
by Radical Larry
I know the truth. :wink:

Re: How to be a Radical Larry?

Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 11:34 am
by Radical.Larry
I have never seduced a lady called Luca!

Re: How to be a Radical Larry?

Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2012 8:14 pm
by Sexy Smithy
Radical.Larry wrote:I have never seduced a lady called Luca!
Nor have I! :lol:

Akari gets that honor! Where's my buddy Akari at anyways?

Re: How to be a Radical Larry?

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 2:39 am
by GuardianKnight
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Re: How to be a Radical Larry?

Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2012 9:00 am
by MatronDeWinter
Lightshade busted out all 3 forum accounts to defend himself!