Three Little Pigs & and a Drunk Narcissist
Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2013 10:07 pm
I have a compelling story to tell. It is one of hilarity, patience, and people being dumb. The story begins in the Patio of Three PKs who live their lives to PK nooby noobs in the world of Brittania. My name will not be released as of now. But my character has large tits and a suckle ass. In this Patio, the three PKs left to do their business, as I single handedly looted them of select treasures, including a vanquishing bardiche that is indestructible, 400+ of each reg, 100+ potions, and runes among other things. As I returned home, I decided I must go back out into the world and loot from the rich to give to…myself. I found a rune in the three PKs Patio from the guild /Majestic\. The rune was to a man’s house that only cares about material possessions and looking good, not unlike Kim Kardashian.
The title on the large brick sign read, “Triiiiick.” I waited outside the house, stealthed in my surroundings.
The man moved in and outside the house several times on The Mayor, and The Town Drunk. Many times I was unsuccessful in getting inside. To get inside, I knew I had to imagine myself in his foot. So I did. Once I did, something magical happened! I was on his front porch and BAM! He moved out of the doorway and allowed me to walk inside. I was surprised, that this particular PK did not detect my hide, but it is obvious he was very worried about the appearance of his character. He logged on and off his tailor (DirtyClothes INC) several times. The slave labor of that character was obvious. He made clothes and tried them on, then took them off, then tried them on, then took them off, then tried them on, then took them off, Kim Kardashian indeed.
I was almost out of patience waiting for him to leave again to PK or buy more materials for fancy clothes to parade around on The Mayor. I had my friend, Tanza Tennis Pal, a look out outside of his brick. I developed a plan to steal a stack of 24k lying unsecured. As soon as he left, I took it, walked outside, and gated to town to bank it. He quickly followed in my gate and proclaimed "u fuk".
Let this tale be a moral for all those who care so much about the way they look inside the game world of Brittania. Though it was small loot, it was still comical, and I cannot forget the three PKs from /Masteic\ I house looted to obtain Town Drunk’s address. I wish to thank them for giving me stuff so easily. I hate working hard in this game, thus, stealing from such idiots is so much fun.
The title on the large brick sign read, “Triiiiick.” I waited outside the house, stealthed in my surroundings.
The man moved in and outside the house several times on The Mayor, and The Town Drunk. Many times I was unsuccessful in getting inside. To get inside, I knew I had to imagine myself in his foot. So I did. Once I did, something magical happened! I was on his front porch and BAM! He moved out of the doorway and allowed me to walk inside. I was surprised, that this particular PK did not detect my hide, but it is obvious he was very worried about the appearance of his character. He logged on and off his tailor (DirtyClothes INC) several times. The slave labor of that character was obvious. He made clothes and tried them on, then took them off, then tried them on, then took them off, then tried them on, then took them off, Kim Kardashian indeed.
I was almost out of patience waiting for him to leave again to PK or buy more materials for fancy clothes to parade around on The Mayor. I had my friend, Tanza Tennis Pal, a look out outside of his brick. I developed a plan to steal a stack of 24k lying unsecured. As soon as he left, I took it, walked outside, and gated to town to bank it. He quickly followed in my gate and proclaimed "u fuk".
Let this tale be a moral for all those who care so much about the way they look inside the game world of Brittania. Though it was small loot, it was still comical, and I cannot forget the three PKs from /Masteic\ I house looted to obtain Town Drunk’s address. I wish to thank them for giving me stuff so easily. I hate working hard in this game, thus, stealing from such idiots is so much fun.
Fine job sir.
