UO Second Age

Just in time for April 1st, Santachum is back. And he has been making his rounds! He had nearly eight-hundred gifts for the good boys and girls of T2A. (He meant to have enough for every single house--around 1500--but his elves got lazy!) However, he still had enough for virtually every house on the mainland and Dagger Isle. It took a while, but he made it to them.

It was a magical forty eight hours. Roaming the lands of T2A allowed me a chance to mingle with my fellows, explore strange locations I had never seen and, occasionally, to help myself to carelessly laid out goods inside homes. (Milk and cookies!) I went from the number one LEET OMG PK on the shard to, uh, even more number one LEET OMG PK. (Note: I have no idea why that board said March 2nd. It was the day and time I said.)





I also learned a lot of things. For one, there are places in this game I hadn't seen despite playing this since it came out back in the day.



Also, people will open a box placed before them, even if they know it is trapped. They cannot resist.









And, finally, I learned that some people don't appreciate a gift.













Here are some more screens, ones from which I have learned nothing.



















What is most disappointing about being the shard's number one L33T OMG PK PVP OMG OWNED U 1v1 is that I don't get to the see the smiles on the faces of the children that rush downstairs to see what Santachum has left them. A TRAIN FOR TIMMY! A DRESS FOR SALLY! A DOLL FOR MAAHES! If only I could have been there. So I used all of my l33t Razor skills and arranged for the next best thing. I present to you----THE WALL OF SHAME!

You are a psychopath, killing all those innocent children, I didn't even get my doll....

You crack me up LOL

I kept coming home to chum box's on my doorstep, it makes me laugh hard.

I see TinyCreature is in the Wall of Shame. I took this years Chumbox and regifted it to him in the middle of destard! No offense.

Edit: How did you take those pictures! Must have teken forever, unless you made a razor macro for something like if:sysmessage "you are attacking" then screenshot?

I took this years Chumbox and regifted it to him in the middle of destard

LOL thats very funny. Kind of mean but very funny!

Simply... Awesome!

"Are those trapped?" "No, they give you gold when you open them" hahaha.

Clueless Noob: Guess what

chumbucket: chicken butt?

Clueless Noob: im gonna run in that trap again till u go red

Totally missed that set of pictures earlier, freaking hilarious! He already is red

Wheres mine?

Totally awesome stuff! I actually got a total of 4 chumboxes in my neighborhood and used telekinesis to open them all, then threw them in the trash barrel. And when I went to visit the UOSA Museum and used telekinesis on the chumbox there, I got totally pwned... haha! So you should allow multiple votes in the poll! ;)

I thought this idea was amazingly hilarious and applaud your for the effort. I didn't succumb to any chumboxes, but I did find 3 of them and made pretty good use of them. Its surprisingly easy to just run into town and watch as people jump at the opportunity to open a crate on a gray body.

bad bad bad.. but very good at it!! Thanks for the laughs.....

Mystery bump

Hilarious comment from the gentleman telling you he will turn you red by running into your traps! The choice of tactics is highly interesting! Although it's a pity he didn't realize there could be another chumbucket in the world creating these little gifts!

I'm afraid I might, just might, be responsible for making about 30 people not getting their chumboxes around 1st of april this year. Franz Pfniffel was cluelessly wandering about the woods between Vesper and Minoc when he suddenly noticed a crate outside a house. Then another one. And a third. And a fourth, fith, etc, etc. I know this sin would haunt me. But now it is confessed. He did his best to make people experience the chumboxes in other places though!